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New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-03-2018
. . . . . . so I finally hit the "300" thread mark!
If you need to Bitch, or vent, about anything, feel free, you can do it here!
I'll start:
My bitch today is I'm fed up already with the bungling way Brett Kavanaugh's investigation is being handled!
RE: Starting New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Maggot - 10-03-2018
Have you shaved your legs and had a pedicure is the question before you head to "The Villa"
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-03-2018
Apparently you have me confused with the Clangster! He said he borrowed your shaver, and needs to give it back!
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Maggot - 10-03-2018
That Bitch just clogs it up with his "Rhino" hair.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-03-2018
It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Rootilda - 10-03-2018
Nothing much to complain about here, life is pretty good.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-03-2018
(10-03-2018, 07:58 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Nothing much to complain about here, life is pretty good.
Well that's good, many times we all don't see how good we really have it, until we don't have it anymore!
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Maggot - 10-03-2018
(10-03-2018, 08:08 PM)Carsman Wrote:(10-03-2018, 07:58 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Nothing much to complain about here, life is pretty good.
Well that's good, many times we all don't see how good we really have it, until we don't have it anymore!
Sounds like the last time I ran outta booze!
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Clang McFly - 10-03-2018
(10-03-2018, 07:57 PM)Carsman Wrote: It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first.It's going to be a bitch collecting up all the hair to make that hair pie.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Clang McFly - 10-03-2018
(10-03-2018, 07:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: That Bitch just clogs it up with his "Rhino" hair.Rhino hair? What am i an old Italian lady with hairy arms and a moustache?
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-04-2018
Some FBI Investigations SUCK!
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Maggot - 10-04-2018
(10-03-2018, 10:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-03-2018, 07:57 PM)Carsman Wrote: It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first.It's going to be a bitch collecting up all the hair to make that hair pie.
Why don't you just take that hair and snort it? Maybe even smoke it you fuck. ............I love saying "fuck" tonight.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - BigMark - 10-04-2018
Where in the fuck is my $20?
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Clang McFly - 10-04-2018
(10-04-2018, 08:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:I will but only because it gets me higher than smoking unicorn porn...er...horn. Not because you say so.(10-03-2018, 10:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-03-2018, 07:57 PM)Carsman Wrote: It shouldn't be too clogged this time, Clangster said he's using "Nair" first.It's going to be a bitch collecting up all the hair to make that hair pie.
Why don't you just take that hair and snort it? Maybe even smoke it you fuck. ............I love saying "fuck" tonight.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-05-2018
Damn, went to the dentist today, man he fucked me up! Gotta begrudging go back Thursday.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Maggot - 10-05-2018
(10-05-2018, 04:48 PM)Carsman Wrote: Damn, went to the dentist today, man he fucked me up! Gotta begrudging go back Thursday.
A dentist can punch a person in the mouth and say oops. When I try that I get locked up. Then they fake you out and say stuff like " How can you still feel that!" I would like to sit down with a baseball bat and say I'm going to practice after this.
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-06-2018
Well the world has/is coming to an end today, for some!
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-07-2018
The price of gas, goes down one week, and then goes up the next week!
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-08-2018
I'm dreading going to the dentist on Thursday, as he made the small problem I went there for into a fucked up
humongous mess! (And he's supposed to be a periodontal surgeon!)
RE: New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . . - Carsman - 10-11-2018
Damn, today is the day I have to go back to the fuck-me- up dentist, shortly!
I can't go to another dentist, since I foolishly already paid him his $8,000 fee "up front"! ( I got a 10% discount doing that)