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This would be funner if . . . . . . - Carsman - 10-20-2018 . . . . . . . . . It wasn't so Damn True! The Cell Phone has become an appendage to most! Here's the latest Bathroom update option. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Clang McFly - 10-20-2018 Lies! All damn lies! *flush* RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - BigMark - 10-20-2018 What is the hook for? RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Clang McFly - 10-20-2018 (10-20-2018, 09:13 PM)BigMark Wrote: What is the hook for? To snag your balls on. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Rootilda - 10-20-2018 A handbag, I think. That's a good place to cut up some lines. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Fry Guy - 10-20-2018 Ahhh......you are a cokehead. That actually makes a lot of sense RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Rootilda - 10-20-2018 The contents of this message are hidden because Fry Guy is on your ignore list. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - sally - 10-20-2018 (10-20-2018, 09:13 PM)BigMark Wrote: What is the hook for? Apparently you've never been in a woman's public restroom. Those pigs would hang their bloody tampon on it and then proceed to squat and hover over the toilet while squirting piss all over the floor and toilet seat as to avoid germs they might catch from sitting on the toilet seat like a normal fucking person. So now nobody can use the fucking toilet because there is piss and blood splattered everywhere and you have to look through all the stalls to find one that is halfway clean and you don't even bother unless you're ready to piss your pants. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 I think the hook is a multi-purpose hanger. Keys. Check Handbag. Check Chained wallet. Check Masochist's ball sack. Check RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 After reading sal's post and pondering the hook's multi-functionality further....... Bloody tampon (not mine!). Check. Used condom. Check. Damp wash cloth: Check. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - sally - 10-20-2018 Depends. Uncheck RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 (10-20-2018, 10:18 PM)sally Wrote: Depends. Uncheck Scrunchies and hairbands. Check. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - sally - 10-20-2018 We went to a camp site in Colorado and this old cunt would toss her piss soaked depends over the garbage can in the community bathroom every morning, not making it all the way in and just letting it hang there dripping piss. Like not a care in the fucking world. I caught her doing it. This was the same old bitch that came over to our camp site and asked if we could keep it down because her group has to get up early in the morning to go hiking. People have to get up early in the morning to go to work, who the fucks got to get up early in the morning to go hiking. Fuck off. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 Cock ring. Check. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 Toe nail clippers. Check. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 Shower cap. Check. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 10-20-2018 (10-20-2018, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: We went to a camp site in Colorado and this old cunt would toss her piss soaked depends over the garbage can in the community bathroom every morning, not making it all the way in and just letting it hang there dripping piss. Like not a care in the fucking world. I caught her doing it. That's gross and uncool. I get up early in the morning to go hiking sometimes. But, I wouldn't ask anyone to stop partying at anytime at a campsite (or anywhere really). She was definitely a pissy old bitch. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - BigMark - 10-20-2018 Clang is gonna be a pissy old bitch. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Clang McFly - 10-20-2018 (10-20-2018, 10:47 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clang is gonna be a pissy old bitch.No I'm not. I was at a concert in the park in Cohoes this summer and a pissy old he-bitch didn't want my brother and me to stand up and dance up in front while him and his old fart friends sat down. RE: This would be funner if . . . . . . - Duchess - 10-21-2018 (10-20-2018, 10:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Scrunchies WellWellWell, missy. The only reason I'm not getting on your case is because of my respect for both you and RBG who also wears them. Any other person would be feeling the wrath of my tongue. |