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RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-03-2019
Or take a hot shower while making the loofah blush.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-03-2019
Yeah, petting the old beaver always does the trick for me.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-03-2019
Isn't that three more weeks of winter?
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-03-2019
(02-03-2019, 10:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Isn't that three more weeks of winter?
I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-03-2019
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019
Someone came in the other day and told me that big sonofabitch was sitting in the middle of the road. *sigh*
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - pyropappy - 02-04-2019
(02-03-2019, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.
I really hate to bust your bubble, but beavers are twice as big as groundhogs, and a hell of a lot hairier. The average groundhog is about 2' long and weighs 10 lbs. A beaver is over 3' long not including tail and weighs upwards of 100 lbs.
I hereby officially rescind my offer and transfer it to duchess; I want no part of an angry 100 lbs. beaver.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 02-04-2019
It's been said that they were twice that size before North America was invaded by the Europeans. Same with deer and trees.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-04-2019
In that case I scared of her donkey.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019
Those pointy toed shoes that some women wear are hideous. I have never seen a cute pair, not once.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-04-2019
(02-04-2019, 04:21 PM)pyropappy Wrote:(02-03-2019, 10:58 PM)sally Wrote: I just have a little beaver so I don't know. You'll have to ask Duchess about her big ass groundhog.
I really hate to bust your bubble, but beavers are twice as big as groundhogs, and a hell of a lot hairier. The average groundhog is about 2' long and weighs 10 lbs. A beaver is over 3' long not including tail and weighs upwards of 100 lbs.
I hereby officially rescind my offer and transfer it to duchess; I want no part of an angry 100 lbs. beaver.
Well you'd be the one to know, I'm sure you've eaten plenty in your day.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-04-2019
(02-04-2019, 06:38 PM)Duchess Wrote: Those pointy toed shoes that some women wear are hideous. I have never seen a cute pair, not once.
Every time I see those pointy shoes I think to myself wtf. How do they fit five toes in there?
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-04-2019
(02-04-2019, 07:51 PM)sally Wrote: Every time I see those pointy shoes I think to myself wtf. How do they fit five toes in there?
They don't, it's wasted space and they think it's cute. *shudders* It's not.
Please, sweet baby Jesus, don't let HotD wear these things, or at least don't let her see this if she does. I'll feel like I did when I dissed scrunchies and she copped to wearing them.
![[Image: 423351636_ab00972b4b.jpg]](https://corporette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/423351636_ab00972b4b.jpg)
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - sally - 02-04-2019
I'm ok with scrunchies, they at least serve a purpose. I don't understand those god awful shoes, however. Did Clang send you that picture?
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 02-05-2019
(02-04-2019, 08:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'm ok with scrunchies, they at least serve a purpose. I don't understand those god awful shoes, however. Did Clang send you that picture?
All my high heels are rounded toe. I can't jam my fat feet into pointed toe heels.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 02-06-2019
Holy shit. Priests kept nuns as sex slaves.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - MirahM - 02-06-2019
WTF
NO
I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD JUST NOW
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 02-06-2019
Maybe if he wore hose.
RE: RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 02-07-2019
(02-06-2019, 01:35 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy shit. Priests kept nuns as sex slaves.
The Pope said Priests and Bishops have sinned, wonder what kind of penance he's going to give them!
(The Catholic Church has been on a downward spiral for years, and now has plummeted to the abyss!)
