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IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Duchess - 03-04-2019
Do you talk to them? Tell them you love them?
Just trying to find out if I'm much stranger than the average person. Thanks!
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Duchess - 03-04-2019
Probably should have put this in the Honest Therapy forum. Oopsie.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Maggot - 03-04-2019
Only when I'm trying to coax them closer to the cell door.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - sally - 03-04-2019
I put Peanut in the palm of my hand and say "whose mama's little tiger" and then she ruffles the feathers on her head and roars like a tiger. Animals love shit like that.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Duchess - 03-04-2019
(03-04-2019, 12:26 PM)sally Wrote: I put Peanut in the palm of my hand and say "whose mama's little tiger" and then she ruffles the feathers on her head and roars like a tiger.
Dying I love that so much! It will be the coolest thing I read all day. Hands down.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Duchess - 03-04-2019
You're pulling my leg, aintcha. I'm so disappointed :(
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - sally - 03-04-2019
Who me? I do that with her all the time. Maybe I can figure out how to get it on youtube.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - sally - 03-04-2019
Here she is after pointing my gun finger at her and being arrested for armed robbery.
![[Image: uy7RFoal.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/uy7RFoal.jpg)
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - sally - 03-04-2019
Is playing cops and robbers with a bird considered weird?
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - MirahM - 03-04-2019
No! It is awesome! I want to see a video of the tiger thing! that would be so cute
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - BigMark - 03-04-2019
Yes, and she said you guys are real fucking weird.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - BigMark - 03-04-2019
No, but playing cowboys and indians is.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Maggot - 03-05-2019
I don't think it's really Sally posting all the time.
![[Image: Parrot-with-keyboard.jpg]](http://ourfunnyplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Parrot-with-keyboard.jpg)
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - sally - 03-05-2019
If you leave a bird alone with a keyboard they'll remove every button off of it. She already took four of them off my laptop. I tried giving her my daughter's old toy laptop, but she knows its not real so what's the fun of destroying it. She just looked at it and walked away. But put her near my laptop and she'll destroy it in five minutes.
![[Image: z0uB5A9.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/z0uB5A9.jpg)
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - Duchess - 03-05-2019
(03-04-2019, 08:14 PM)sally Wrote: Here she is after pointing my gun finger at her and being arrested for armed robbery.
I saw this early this morning and I've told several people about it. We had the best laughs picturing this happening. I didn't show them the picture, I just told the story. So cute & funny. Who doesn't love such a charming little bird. She's awesome.
RE: IF YOU HAVE PETS... - MirahM - 03-12-2019
It is adorable. And now I have a cat again. For how long I don't know. And it is under my bed and checking everything out. I will be talking to it.