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Two firsts - BigMark - 07-17-2019

Using a instapot
Cooking a roast

Say a prayer for me.


RE: Two firsts - sally - 07-17-2019

I don't have an instapot, but I guess its similar to a pressure cooker? Pour a beer in there too, I always add that to my pot roast.


RE: Two firsts - BigMark - 07-17-2019

let me just open it up...


RE: Two firsts - Carsman - 07-17-2019

If we don't hear form you, we'll know it didn't go well! hah


RE: Two firsts - Rootilda - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: let me just open it up...

Make sure your face is close so you can see inside.


RE: Two firsts - BigMark - 07-17-2019

Go wring out some clothes naked.


RE: Two firsts - sally - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: let me just open it up...
You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.


RE: Two firsts - Duchess - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 04:04 PM)sally Wrote: Pour a beer in there too, I always add that to my pot roast.


I googled that to see if you were serious.


RE: Two firsts - sally - 07-17-2019

Of course I was serious. A roast isn't a roast without beer and neither is chili.


RE: Two firsts - Rootilda - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 05:16 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: let me just open it up...
You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

You're talking about my wrung out clothes, right? Asshole.


RE: Two firsts - BigMark - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 05:52 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
(07-17-2019, 05:16 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: let me just open it up...
You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

You're talking about my wrung out clothes, right?  Asshole.
Don't get your tit in a wringer.


RE: Two firsts - Fry Guy - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 05:52 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
(07-17-2019, 05:16 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-17-2019, 04:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: let me just open it up...
You're gonna get sarcastic with me? I hope your pot roast turns out as old and wrinkled and dried up as Rootilda wringing out clothes naked.

You're talking about my wrung out clothes, right? Asshole.

Nope


RE: Two firsts - sally - 07-17-2019

I just hope this motherfucker made Yorkshire pudding to go along with his crappy ass roast. You did make Yorkshire pudding, right mark?


RE: Two firsts - BigMark - 07-17-2019

I made a run to the store for french rolls.


RE: Two firsts - Rootilda - 07-17-2019

Trump hates French rolls, traitor.


RE: Two firsts - Rootilda - 07-17-2019

Fuck yourself, you cunt.

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RE: Two firsts - sally - 07-17-2019

Well french rolls can't be compared to Yorkshire pudding, but no need to get nasty. Look to the rock.


RE: Two firsts - MirahM - 07-17-2019

(07-17-2019, 08:04 PM)sally Wrote: I just hope this motherfucker made Yorkshire pudding to go along with his crappy ass roast. You did make Yorkshire pudding, right mark?

I just looked that up, I've never had that. They look really good though. Are they sweet? Fluffy?


RE: Two firsts - MirahM - 07-17-2019






RE: Two firsts - Rootilda - 07-17-2019

I had them once and I found them disappointing. They're basically hollow puff pastry, there's no substance to them.