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RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 01-03-2021

(01-03-2021, 08:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-03-2021, 05:35 PM)Carsman Wrote: Ever consider, Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?
Out my butt. Farts are forgotten thoughts. It's Trump science.
 
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RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-03-2021

I broke my finger a week ago and didn't go to a doctor hoping it will just heal on its own. It hurts worse than ever today.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 01-03-2021

(01-03-2021, 10:41 PM)sally Wrote: I broke my finger a week ago and didn't go to a doctor hoping it will just heal on its own. It hurts worse than ever today.
Just kiss the ouchie and/or blow on it. Trump science!


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - BigMark - 01-03-2021

Soak it in cider.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-04-2021

It ain't working, it feels like it has a heartbeat.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 01-04-2021

So, Who decided what’s right and what's wrong?


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: It ain't working, it feels like it has a heartbeat.


Doesn't that indicate infection? Go to the Dr and get it properly set, you boob.



RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-04-2021

This puts a whole new spin on "Hey, pull my finger!" When the doctor pulls your finger to set it.........let loose a good one Sally, for the team.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-04-2021

hah  My brothers used to pull that stupid crap on me all the time.

I hope she comes in & says she's been seen by a professional. I've thought about her ever since she said it had its own heartbeat. That's concerning to me.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-04-2021

I'm going tomorrow morning. It doesn't hurt as bad today, but the tip is completely bent to the side. Not sure if it's just the tip thats broken or the whole finger.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-04-2021

How did it happen?


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Carsman - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 04:54 PM)sally Wrote: I'm going tomorrow morning. It doesn't hurt as bad today, but the tip is completely bent to the side. Not sure if it's just the tip thats broken or the whole finger.


? 

That happened a week ago and you're living with it like that, are you nuts? Clangster has nothing on you! 



RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 05:11 PM)Duchess Wrote: How did it happen?
Embarrassing to say, but I broke it punching my husband's head during a fight. Bad mistake since his head is like a bowling ball. I'm not telling the doctor that, I'll just say I tripped over something in the garage.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 05:14 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(01-04-2021, 04:54 PM)sally Wrote: I'm going tomorrow morning. It doesn't hurt as bad today, but the tip is completely bent to the side. Not sure if it's just the tip thats broken or the whole finger.


? 

That happened a week ago and you're living with it like that, are you nuts? Clangster has nothing on you! 
I figured it's just a pinky and it will work itself out if I bandage it to the other finger. Not so.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 06:34 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-04-2021, 05:11 PM)Duchess Wrote: How did it happen?
Embarrassing to say, but I broke it punching my husband's head during a fight. Bad mistake since his head is like a bowling ball. I'm not telling the doctor that, I'll just say I tripped over something in the garage.
Only mistake you made was not using brass knuckles or some diamond rings.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - crash - 01-04-2021

If you bent the tip of your finger punching someone in the head, I suggest you have no idea how to make a fist and pack a punch. You should have been more American and just resorted to a handgun


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - sally - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 07:06 PM)crash Wrote: If you bent the tip of your finger punching someone in the head, I suggest you have no idea how to make a fist and pack a punch. You should have been more American and just resorted to a handgun
I dont know what I did or why I used my right hand since I'm left handed, but luckily I did. It would really suck if it was my left hand.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 01-04-2021

Southpaw. You have more than a dry sense of humor in common with my mom.


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-04-2021

Bowling ball.............. hah


RE: the 2020 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 01-04-2021

(01-04-2021, 07:06 PM)crash Wrote: If you bent the tip of your finger punching someone in the head, I suggest you have no idea how to make a fist and pack a punch. You should have been more American and just resorted to a handgun

You watch to much state media. Go shoot a Dingo with a slingshot or something.