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- Sinister - 12-18-2008

What part of "I'm not interested" is difficult to understand? Is that some extremely complex, ambiguous phrase for some people?

I gota knock on the door, and grabbd my shotgun - as I always do when an unexpected knock comes - and looked out the peephole to see a total stranger. I asked who the fuck he was, and he said some ABC lighting company. I rent, so I have no patience for door-to-door salesmen and without opening the door said "I'm not interested". He continued to ramble on about whatever the fuck bullshit he was selling so I racked a shell. He stopped talking and walked away. I've scared off an attempted intruder before with that same sound. Very distinctive, it is.

What the FUCK is it with door-to-door beggars that don't comprehend "get the fuck away from me" beforeI have to say it with the sound of a shotgun??? It's quite puzzling to me.....



- Middle Finger - 12-18-2008

I got a phone call the other day from a charity asking for money. I asked if he could mail me the info for me to look over, and so that I could discuss it with my wife. He said there wasn't time, they only had until the end of the year. I said "sorry you weren't organized or started the process earlier."


- Maggot - 12-18-2008

I'm just guessing that Girl Scouts never make their cookie quota in your neighborhood.


- Sinister - 12-18-2008

Maggot Wrote:I'm just guessing that Girl Scouts never make their cookie quota in your neighborhood.

No, those children are fine; it's the Jehovah's Witnesses that have me on their blacklist.

Actually, I'm on their blacklist anyway because of Bullet. YAY!!!!