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- sally - 12-07-2008 Why dont you fucks have a recipe section in here? You assholes like to eat, dont ya? - Duchess - 12-07-2008 ::ban:: - crash - 12-07-2008 Does this look like marthastewart.com? FFS...aren't there enough fucking goody goody let's play housewife sites already, let's not fuck a perfectly good venting outlet by domesticationg the fuckhole out of it - Middle Finger - 12-07-2008 sally Wrote:Why dont you fucks have a recipe section in here? You assholes like to eat, dont ya? ::rolllaugh:: Oh shit ... ::lmao:: I think she really believes we'd consider a fucking recipe forum ... - LuMPyPussy - 12-07-2008 Can we have an animal section to post cute kitty photos too? - LuMPyPussy - 12-07-2008 Seriously, here are a couple of forums that have recipe exchange that you might enjoy: http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/kitchen/ http://www.euphoricarythmia.com/forumdisplay.php?f=31 - Middle Finger - 12-07-2008 Sure, we're working on a whole family-focused section. Please hold your breath for it. - AnonyMoose - 12-07-2008 sally Wrote:Why dont you fucks have a recipe section in here? You assholes like to eat, dont ya?We like to shit too; but we don't have a toilet section. Oh wait, we do. Members only. ::lmao:: - sally - 12-07-2008 Ok fine! I guess you ass wipes are too cool for food. I'm sure your fat asses wouldnt mind stuffing your face with my conch chowder and key lime pie though. - AnonyMoose - 12-07-2008 Middle Finger Wrote:Sure, we're working on a whole family-focused section. Great. Somewhere for you to post pictures of your silver dollars. - QueenBee - 12-07-2008 Hey, she wants recipes? I have one for her. Here you go: Elephant Stew 2 Rabbits (Optional) 1 Elephant, Medium Size Salt & Pepper to taste Brown Gravy Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew. - QueenBee - 12-07-2008 Cat Poop Cookies
Author Unknown Here, by popular request (believe it or not) is the recipe for the infamous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops (rolled in grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.) Last warning -- many of you may not want to read this! There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown), and gingerbread (light brown). The author seldom measured carefully, so the amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring. The cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep their shape during baking. If you use white flour or sugar, they may be tastier but they won't look like poopies. Chocolate ingredients:
Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about 20 minutes, but this varies so watch them.) Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters... Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous." This recipe worked especially well at the Hallowe'en party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies. - LuMPyPussy - 12-07-2008 You really need photos for that last one. - sally - 12-07-2008 LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Can we have an animal section to post cute kitty photos too?How about a Lolcat section? I just adore those crazy cats. ::death:: - QueenBee - 12-07-2008 LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:You really need photos for that last one. - AnonyMoose - 12-07-2008 QueenBee Wrote:some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.If the rabbit was seen around town; then it's a public hare. Those are worse. - Sinister - 12-07-2008 AnonyMoose Wrote:Oh Christ....I can't fucking believe you said that. You are the king of corny.QueenBee Wrote:some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.If the rabbit was seen around town; then it's a public hare. Those are worse. - ramseycat - 12-07-2008 Oh brother..... - Middle Finger - 12-07-2008 AnonyMoose Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Sure, we're working on a whole family-focused section.Great. Somewhere for you to post pictures of your silver dollars. ::finger:: Bullion is always cool. - Middle Finger - 12-07-2008 sally Wrote:Ok fine! I guess you ass wipes are too cool for food. I'm sure your fat asses wouldnt mind stuffing your face with my conch chowder and key lime pie though. Were you referring to me with that "conch chowder" bs? ::wait:: |