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- newbiecollector - 11-18-2008
![[Image: george.jpg]](http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn158/newbiecollector_2008/Jokes/george.jpg)
- Middle Finger - 11-18-2008
Dear God ...
- newbiecollector - 11-18-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:Dear God ...
Yes, my son?
![[Image: barbra.jpg]](http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn158/newbiecollector_2008/Jokes/barbra.jpg)
- Middle Finger - 11-18-2008
::lmao:: Did she actually say that!? It's true, but I gotta know ...
- newbiecollector - 11-18-2008
Don't know if it is true but I thought it was funny as hell
- Maggot - 11-18-2008
Newbie in church......
An elderly couple was attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
- Howard_hopkinso - 11-18-2008
Fucking hell Maggot, that just cracked me up. ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
- Middle Finger - 11-18-2008
Maggot Wrote:Newbie in church......
An elderly couple was attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
::laugh:: Good one ...
- newbiecollector - 11-18-2008
When Madonna first moved to England
she said she wanted to feel more English.
She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers,
one of them black.
Job done
- newbiecollector - 11-18-2008
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'
'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
'Black Label whiskey and women with big tits '
So do I
- Middle Finger - 11-18-2008
Heh.
RE: Just remember - Maggot - 03-10-2011
I almost forgot about newbie........RIP buddy............
RE: Just remember - QueenBee - 03-10-2011
Damn, Maggot. I about had a heart attack when I saw Newbie's name there. How about a heads up next time.
RE: Just remember - Maggot - 03-10-2011
(03-10-2011, 11:22 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Damn, Maggot. I about had a heart attack when I saw Newbie's name there. How about a heads up next time.
I sent you a postcard!
RE: - aussiefriend - 03-11-2011
(11-18-2008, 02:23 PM)newbiecollector Wrote: When Madonna first moved to England
she said she wanted to feel more English.
She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers,
one of them black.
Job done
Thats fantastic.
RE: Just remember - Duchess - 03-11-2011
It was very freaky seeing a thread by Newbie in the top ten when I was still half asleep.
