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- Lady Cop - 08-31-2008

oh gawd i love junkies! they are so entertaining! ::lmao::

MODESTO, Calif.


- Middle Finger - 08-31-2008

Jesus, what a freak show that must have been!!


- Liquid - 09-01-2008

My favorite line from that story is that "The Denny's closed for the night", lol
Why? clean up the blood and sanitize everything, let the police do their investigations and then reopen. Denny's are open 24 hours a day anyway. They jackass who tried to cut off his arm in the Denny's should be charged with paying the amount of business they lost due to closing.


- Duchess - 09-01-2008

Why do some people think that drugs that fuck up ones thought process to such a degree are fun to do ?...Gimme a glass of wine & a little smoke and I'm good to go, I don't want to be so fucked up that I can't function, where's the fun in that ?


- Middle Finger - 09-01-2008

Duchess Wrote:Why do some people think that drugs that fuck up ones thought process to such a degree are fun to do ?...Gimme a glass of wine & a little smoke and I'm good to go, I don't want to be so fucked up that I can't function, where's the fun in that ?
Exactly. Plus, some people (like me) are highly functional, or even "extra" functional or creative, on weed. Others are lethargic vegetables or total goofs. Now, I can get like that if I want - like if I am already exhausted or am in company that is being goofy, etc. but in general, I can do everything from doing serious animation work to facing a fireplace while stoned.

The drugs that make it so that you are physically addicted, do crazy stuff, etc. are out for me. I was always too scared to even try them. I go many months at a clip of doing nothing, not even drinking, to clean out ... I don't need a drug that keeps me hooked and/or want to cut open my arm.



- Maggot - 09-01-2008

How come these idiots don't shoot up in their dicks so they don't procreate.


- Sinister - 09-01-2008

Duchess Wrote:Why do some people think that drugs that fuck up ones thought process to such a degree are fun to do ?
I've never done coke or anything like that, but till you have experienced acid once, don't knock it till you've tried it. Some hallucinogens can be FUN. Mushrooms, acid and the like. FUNFUNFUNFUN!!! ::bigg::





- Duchess - 09-01-2008

I've tripped...I shouldn't have implied that I never experimented 'cuz I have...Trippin' I have never laughed harder in my life, either before or since...Doing drugs would be considered shit for brains but, obviously we had more sense than this guy, we laid low and stayed out of the public eye.


- The Antagonist - 09-01-2008

I spent my whole jr year of high school on acid. EVERY friggin' day we dropped a tab. Damn that was fun.

Did you know that acid does NOT fry your brains? The only reason it's illegal is because it's fun. Well actually, it's because Timothy Leary promoted it so openly it pissed off the stiffs in our government.

No one has ever jumped off a building because of hallucinations either. Urban legend told for many years.