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- Cynical Ninja - 07-10-2008
Did you hear about the chinese couple who were the first of their kind to have an albino child?
Turns out two wongs can make a white.
why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?
because their knee-grows
Why are pirates called pirates??
I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market
what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.
How do you know if your best mate is gay?
He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.
RE: - Maggot - 09-25-2019
(07-10-2008, 09:33 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Did you hear about the chinese couple who were the first of their kind to have an albino child?I am suddenly thrown back a few years and realizing why I called CN a pink limey.
Turns out two wongs can make a white.
why do black fellas wear baggy trousers?
because their knee-grows
Why are pirates called pirates??
I dunno, they just aaaaaarrrrgh!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market
what's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
one's weasily identified and the other's stoatily different.
How do you know if your best mate is gay?
He gets a hard on when you fuck him up the arse.
RE: More sick jokes - aussiefriend - 10-01-2019
I really liked CN. It hurt me when he left.
RE: More sick jokes - Fry Guy - 10-01-2019
What is pink and red and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.