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- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008
I think OP is very funny, but he's still a British asshole. Any recommendations or advice for him? You know, as honest therapy in hopes of achieving better balance?
- Sinister - 06-20-2008
Taget practice and skeet-shooting have always been very relaxing to me. The focus, the concentration, and the.......oh, wait.....
Oops......he can't do those things.
Hmmm......thinking......thinking.......
- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008
What if he's the target? It'd be fun to see him shot up in the air like a skeet thingie.
- Maggot - 06-20-2008
He is the reason my ass faces east when I fart.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-20-2008
Sinister Wrote:Taget practice and skeet-shooting have always been very relaxing to me. The focus, the concentration, and the.......oh, wait.....
Oops......he can't do those things.
Hmmm......thinking......thinking.......
Taget practice?
Is that similar to target practice? or is the taget some kind of small forest dwellingcreature in Michigan?
I can and have been clay pigeon shooting, I used to have a shotgun licence and could renew it at anytime if I chose to do so.
So in conclusion.
MUST
TRY
HARDER.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-20-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:I think OP is very funny, but he's still a British asshole. Any recommendations or advice for him? You know, as honest therapy in hopes of achieving better balance?Please feel free to forward any recommendations as bitch pillow states.
Iwillimprove myself by doing the complete opposite of anything anyone suggests.
- Sinister - 06-20-2008
Quote:I can and have been clay pigeon shooting, I used to have a shotgun licence and could renew it at anytime if I chose to do so.A shotgun license???? (With an "s", not 2 "c"'s.) You actually have to have a license for a shotgun??? WOW. They do keep you on a short leash over there, don't they? Or, I suppose keep you in a"corral" would be most appropriate. Sheep......corral.....see where I'm going with that?
- Cynical Ninja - 06-20-2008
Sinister Wrote:Licence is a British variant on the word License andwas usedcorrectly by mebecause I'm british.Quote:I can and have been clay pigeon shooting, I used to have a shotgun licence and could renew it at anytime if I chose to do so.A shotgun license???? (With an "s", not 2 "c"'s.) You actually have to have a license for a shotgun??? WOW. They do keep you on a short leash over there, don't they? Or, I suppose keep you in a"corral" would be most appropriate. Sheep......corral.....see where I'm going with that?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/licence
So in conclusion, fuck you!
To learn more about the Englishlanguage PM me.
You should require a licence to type shit on the internet.
- Sinister - 06-20-2008
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/license
- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008
You say aluminum funny too. Eh-lew-mini-um. Weirdo.
- Sinister - 06-20-2008
Another odd one is advertisement. Even Bullet says it weird.
Most of us Americans say ad-ver-TIES-ment. Bullet says ad-VERT-iz-ment.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008
Laboratory.
American = LABra-tory
English = La-BORa-tory
This one gets me... the "sch" that we pronounce like 'sc' in schedule is 'sheshuel'. They don't do that when they say 'school' so why the lisp with that one? Freaks.
- Sinister - 06-20-2008
Yeah, schedule; American: SKED-jew-el.. Brit: SHED-jool. Weird weird weird.
- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008
He calls me bitch pillow! ::lmao::
::batguy::
- Lady Cop - 06-21-2008
what my friend OP requires, in the words of his countryman Winston Churchill,
is a liberal application of rum, sodomy and the lash ::whipped::.
::wave::
- Cynical Ninja - 06-21-2008
Sinister Wrote:Another odd one is advertisement. Even Bullet says it weird.Bullet is correct.
Most of us Americans say ad-ver-TIES-ment. Bullet says ad-VERT-iz-ment.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-21-2008
Sinister Wrote:http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/license
You can't use the British variant because you aren't Britishdimwit!
If you give me a piece of marble and a hammer and chiselI cancarve you a diagram explainingthis.
::nuts::
- Cynical Ninja - 06-21-2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:You say aluminum funny too. Eh-lew-mini-um. Weirdo.
Thats because we spell it different (correctly) as well fuckwit.
Aluminium.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-21-2008
Sinister Wrote:Yeah, schedule; American: SKED-jew-el.. Brit: SHED-jool. Weird weird weird.
The nation who invents the language knows how to correctly speak (and spell) the language.
Only a bunch of septics would be so arrogant as to believe that their variation of another language is now somehow more valid or relevant than the original language.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-21-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Then how about a little consistency. How do you pronounce 'school'?Sinister Wrote:Yeah, schedule; American: SKED-jew-el.. Brit: SHED-jool. Weird weird weird.
The nation who invents the language knows how to correctly speak (and spell) the language.
Only a bunch of septics would be so arrogant as to believe that their variation of another language is now somehow more valid or relevant than the original language.