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- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

This Friday, I invite you all to kiss my cute white ass. ::thumbs::

But first do this to me: ::jerk2::

Then make me food.

Then tuck me in.

Thanks, bitches!

- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008

Homeslices = white bread?

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

Homeslice = homies Smiley_emoticons_smile

- Cynical Ninja - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Homeslice = homies

Despite your frequent PM's begging and pleading with me, I am not going to wank you off MF.

Idon't have a pair oftweezers on me anyway.

- Maggot - 06-20-2008

But first do this to me: ::jerk2::

Then make me food.

In that order? You like mayo?

- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Homeslice = homies

Despite your frequent PM's begging and pleading with me, I am not going to wank you off MF.

Idon't have a pair oftweezers on me anyway.

He might enjoy nostril sex if you could keep your head still long enough.

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

Define normal from your point of view?

When you whip it out does your wife get a remorseful far away look in her eyes?

- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Sorry, I have a very normal sized love shaft.

Define normal from your point of view?

When you whip it out does your wife get a remorseful far away look in her eyes?

Or does she point and laugh?

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.

Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::

It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Like me! ::bravo::

So ... ::blowme::

- Cynical Ninja - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::
It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.
Like me! ::bravo::

So ... ::blowme::

yes you are so special.

- Sinister - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:She says "holy shit, I forgot how nice and normal sized my favorite lollipop is" or something like that.
Yeah, because people always comment on common and mediocre things. ::nuts::
It's not common - I said it was her FAVORITE. As in, the best, she loves it, it's special.

Or....as in her favorite among all the other"lollipops" she plays with? ::sly::

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::

- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::

SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::
SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?

Banana-sized penis works for me. Does it work for you?

::thumbs:: :kiss:: ::sly::

- LuMPyPussy - 06-20-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Now I really gotta get me some tonight. ::banana::
SoI'm guessing that banana is approximately the size of Frank Jr?
Banana-sized penis works for me. Does it work for you? ::thumbs:: :kiss:: ::sly::

No, not really. ::lmao::

[Image: banana1.jpg]

- Middle Finger - 06-20-2008

LOL! The miserable seahag got me ...