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- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

I hope you have a great one. ::bs::


- Sinister - 06-14-2008

Fuck Saturdays. I have a few people I need to scream at and threaten and I can't do that until Monday when they are in their offices. 'Course, having the weekend will give me the time to compose the most scathing ass-chewing I am able to.

Watch for the mushroom cloud coming from the northeast of the US on Monday morning.


- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

Heh, the Sinister view of weekends.

- Cynical Ninja - 06-14-2008

I moan about never having time to myself and now I have today and I'm fucking bored.

Typical.

::bang::


- Necro - 06-14-2008

I love Saturdays!
But Sunday fucking pisses me off.
Its like.
You are free for 2 days.
Then on stupid Sunday, you know the next day its all over.
Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck!

- Middle Finger - 06-14-2008

Necro Wrote:Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck!
::laugh::


- Maggot - 06-14-2008

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I moan about never having time to myself and now I have today and I'm fucking bored.

Typical.

::bang::
If you lived where I lived you could paint "help I've fallen and I can't get up" on a cow then push them over, It is such fun we call it "cow tipping" But the same could be said at certain bars around here also. My best friend "Leon" was an ace at both and married a cow.

- Lady Cop - 06-14-2008

Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I moan about never having time to myself and now I have today and I'm fucking bored.

Typical.

::bang::
If you lived where I lived you could paint "help I've fallen and I can't get up" on a cow then push them over, It is such fun we call it "cow tipping" But the same could be said at certain bars around here also.
gawd it must be boring in the hinterlands. ::blink::

- Maggot - 06-14-2008

jackboots Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I moan about never having time to myself and now I have today and I'm fucking bored.

Typical.

::bang::
If you lived where I lived you could paint "help I've fallen and I can't get up" on a cow then push them over, It is such fun we call it "cow tipping" But the same could be said at certain bars around here also.
gawd it must be boring in the hinterlands. ::blink::


Cows,grass and shit go hand in hand, Think about that when scoffing down your next steak.



- Necro - 06-15-2008

Shut the fuck up Maggot! You stupid hick!
Dont you have some eggs to be fetching, or sheep to be herding?