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- Middle Finger - 06-04-2008

It keeps on raining like a bitch here and the big two story playset thing I am putting together is taking me forever due to the stop and go and wait. You have to see the case of hardware that comes with it. Bags and bags of bolts and screws and washers. A ton of wood pieces. 100+ step instructions. It never fucking ends!! ::angrier::


- Overlord - 06-04-2008

I bet the directions are in Spanglish too aren't they? The bastards!!

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- Middle Finger - 06-04-2008

English, thankfully.


- STFU - 06-04-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Bags and bags of bolts and screws and washers.

Yeah, if you're missing any washers we'll know why. Fucking pervert ...

I don't know where they went


- Middle Finger - 06-04-2008

STFU Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Bags and bags of bolts and screws and washers.

Yeah, if you're missing any washers we'll know why. Fucking pervert ...

I don't know where they went
That's some story you linked! What the fuck, was his dick in their center holes, I don't get it. NO ONE's penis is that small, even Overlord's.


- STFU - 06-04-2008

Well, it didn't say what size the washers were but yes, he apparently inserted the shaft into the hole(s) and started stacking them up.

My guess would be that he got hard and the blood couldn't escape the shaft hence he was stuck ...


- Middle Finger - 06-04-2008

Boy there are some real morons out there.




- STFU - 06-04-2008

Fucking eh ...

- FLST Softtail - 06-04-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Boy there are some real morons out there.
Thats pretty fucking pathetic....sure this wasnt posted on BME somewhere?
THE DESCRIPTION SAYS IT ALL~

Hardware ... Washers can be dangerous.

Well no fucking DUH especially if you have a penis the size of a hamster

Find a new hobby!!!::nuts::



- Madame_Lafarge - 06-05-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Boy there are some real morons out there.
And in here, too.


- Middle Finger - 06-05-2008

Madame_Lafarge Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Boy there are some real morons out there.
And in here, too.
I agree, there are some real son of a bitch morons floating around. That reminds me. Where the hell is that big Overfairy?


- Overlord - 06-05-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Madame_Lafarge Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Boy there are some real morons out there.
And in here, too.
I agree, there are some real son of a bitch morons floating around. That reminds me. Where the hell is that big Overfairy?
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- Southern Shaker - 06-05-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:It keeps on raining like a bitch here and the big two story playset thing I am putting together is taking me forever due to the stop and go and wait. You have to see the case of hardware that comes with it. Bags and bags of bolts and screws and washers. A ton of wood pieces. 100+ step instructions. It never fucking ends!! ::angrier::
If you're going to whine and bitch about having to put it together, why the fuck did you buy it?


- STFU - 06-05-2008

Southern Shaker Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:It keeps on raining like a bitch here and the big two story playset thing I am putting together is taking me forever due to the stop and go and wait. You have to see the case of hardware that comes with it. Bags and bags of bolts and screws and washers. A ton of wood pieces. 100+ step instructions. It never fucking ends!!
If you're going to whine and bitch about having to put it together, why the fuck did you buy it?

Yeah Forrest, why the fuck did you buy it ...

*Stupid is as stupid does


- Middle Finger - 06-06-2008

I didn't realize it took 40 hours of finding the right parts and pieces just to do the fucking steps.


- STFU - 06-06-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:I didn't realize it took 40 hours of finding the right parts and pieces just to do the fucking steps.
Build it without the steps, they're kids, they'll figure out how to climb all over that fucking thing ...

- Middle Finger - 06-06-2008

STFU Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I didn't realize it took 40 hours of finding the right parts and pieces just to do the fucking steps.
Build it without the steps, they're kids, they'll figure out how to climb all over that fucking thing ...
::laugh:: That would save time ...


- IMaDick - 06-07-2008

Kind of a whiny bitch aren't you !

get one of your kids to read the instructions for you dumb ass uneducated ,incapable fucking people irritate me !

- Sinister - 06-07-2008

IMaDick Wrote:Kind of a whiny bitch aren't you !

get one of your kids to read the instructions for you dumb ass uneducated ,incapable fucking people irritate me !
Prettytough talkfor a dumbfuck who can't spell hemorrhoid.

- Middle Finger - 06-07-2008

IMaDick Wrote:Kind of a whiny bitch aren't you !

get one of your kids to read the instructions for you dumb ass uneducated ,incapable fucking people irritate me !
Unlike most people, I give myself physical jobs to keep in shape since normal exercise bores the fuck out of me. I'm too cerebral and productive, so I don't expect your dumbed down ass to relate. For example, I work on remodeling my basement if a more pressing project (like this playset) doesn't exist.

I just came in to check on my sites since I just got done mixing and pouring the cement for the anchors, you pussy.