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Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - LuMPyPussy - 01-21-2010
I probably wouldn't find this too funny if I had been on this flight. ::lol::
Quote:PHILADELPHIA – A Jewish teenager trying to pray on a New York-to-Kentucky flight caused a scare Thursday when he pulled out a set of small boxes containing holy scrolls, leading the captain to divert the flight to Philadelphia, where the commuter plane was greeted by police, bomb-sniffing dogs and federal agents.
The 17-year-old on US Airways Express Flight 3079 was using tefillin, a set of small boxes containing biblical passages that are attached to leather straps, Philadelphia police Lt. Frank Vanore said.
When used in prayer, one box is strapped to the arm while the other box is placed on the head.
"It's something that the average person is not going to see very often, if ever," FBI spokesman J.J. Klaver said.
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RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - SyberBitch - 01-21-2010
Poor kid... feels like he has to stick a fucking box on his head to 'pray'??
Crazy shit.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - username - 01-21-2010
This is where the old adage "there's a time and there's a place" comes in to play.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - SyberBitch - 01-21-2010
I also feel embarrassed for the people on the plane, that they're too fucking stupid to tell a jew from a muslim.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - The Antagonist - 01-21-2010
Bah, I see that all the time here and in NY.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - LuMPyPussy - 01-21-2010
(01-21-2010, 11:23 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: I also feel embarrassed for the people on the plane, that they're too fucking stupid to tell a jew from a muslim.
Thank you! That's what had me laughing out loud when I read this article.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - Julie - 01-21-2010
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ
No pun intended
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - SyberBitch - 01-21-2010
::lol::
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2010
Anyone with half a brain would know that he was a Jew praying using Tefillin, you yanks are so fucking paranoid, twitchy and retarded.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - Middle Finger - 01-22-2010
(01-21-2010, 10:55 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I probably wouldn't find this too funny if I had been on this flight. ::lol::
Quote:PHILADELPHIA – A Jewish teenager trying to pray on a New York-to-Kentucky flight caused a scare Thursday when he pulled out a set of small boxes containing holy scrolls, leading the captain to divert the flight to Philadelphia, where the commuter plane was greeted by police, bomb-sniffing dogs and federal agents.
The 17-year-old on US Airways Express Flight 3079 was using tefillin, a set of small boxes containing biblical passages that are attached to leather straps, Philadelphia police Lt. Frank Vanore said.
When used in prayer, one box is strapped to the arm while the other box is placed on the head.
"It's something that the average person is not going to see very often, if ever," FBI spokesman J.J. Klaver said.
Source
Christ ... when are people going to stop that medieval crap?
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - LuMPyPussy - 01-22-2010
(01-22-2010, 11:32 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:(01-21-2010, 10:55 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I probably wouldn't find this too funny if I had been on this flight. ::lol::
Quote:PHILADELPHIA – A Jewish teenager trying to pray on a New York-to-Kentucky flight caused a scare Thursday when he pulled out a set of small boxes containing holy scrolls, leading the captain to divert the flight to Philadelphia, where the commuter plane was greeted by police, bomb-sniffing dogs and federal agents.
The 17-year-old on US Airways Express Flight 3079 was using tefillin, a set of small boxes containing biblical passages that are attached to leather straps, Philadelphia police Lt. Frank Vanore said.
When used in prayer, one box is strapped to the arm while the other box is placed on the head.
"It's something that the average person is not going to see very often, if ever," FBI spokesman J.J. Klaver said.
Source
Christ ... when are people going to stop that medieval crap?
Get the fuck out of my thread, asshole.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - Middle Finger - 01-22-2010
Soon, I'll be seeing an email from Clancy posted saying how bad I am.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - LuMPyPussy - 01-22-2010
(01-22-2010, 11:39 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Soon, I'll be seeing an email from Clancy posted saying how bad I look.
Naw, we've already laughed about it. There's no reason to post it here too when it's already common knowledge.
Shoo fly.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - Middle Finger - 01-22-2010
You and Clancy laughing about it off-site proves my point. Thank you.
RE: Plane diverted due to religious Jewish kid - sally - 01-22-2010
(01-22-2010, 11:32 AM)Middle Finger Wrote:(01-21-2010, 10:55 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I probably wouldn't find this too funny if I had been on this flight. ::lol::
Quote:PHILADELPHIA – A Jewish teenager trying to pray on a New York-to-Kentucky flight caused a scare Thursday when he pulled out a set of small boxes containing holy scrolls, leading the captain to divert the flight to Philadelphia, where the commuter plane was greeted by police, bomb-sniffing dogs and federal agents.
The 17-year-old on US Airways Express Flight 3079 was using tefillin, a set of small boxes containing biblical passages that are attached to leather straps, Philadelphia police Lt. Frank Vanore said.
When used in prayer, one box is strapped to the arm while the other box is placed on the head.
"It's something that the average person is not going to see very often, if ever," FBI spokesman J.J. Klaver said.
Source
Christ ... when are people going to stop that medieval crap?
It should be any day now.