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RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Cracker - 03-15-2011

Our Mutual Friend. I keep leaving it and coming back to it.

Here's a great reading list by century: http://www.listology.com/list/1001-books-you-must-read-you-die


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Cynical Ninja - 03-15-2011

(03-14-2011, 09:23 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: 1 bullet, 2 taliban. Brainexplode

compelling photos here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/8381359/Dead-Men-Risen-The-snipers-story-in-pictures.html


DEAD MEN RISEN by Toby Harnden
review from UK Telegraph
The arrival at the newly-established Patrol Base Shamal Storrai (Pashto for “North Star”) in late August 2009 of Serjeant Tom Potter and Rifleman Mark Osmond marked the start of an astonishing episode in the history of British Army sniping.

Within 40 days, the two marksmen from 4 Rifles, part of the Welsh Guards Battle group, had achieved 75 confirmed kills with 31 attributed to Potter and 44 to Osmond. Each kill was chalked up as a little stick man on the beam above the firing position in their camouflaged sangar beside the base gate – a stick man with no head denoting a target eliminated with a shot to the skull.

Osmond, 25, was an engaging, fast-talking enthusiast, eager to display his encyclopedic knowledge of every specification and capability of his equipment. He had stubbornly remained a rifleman because he feared that being promoted might lead to his being taken away from sniping, a job he loved and lived for. Potter, 30, was more laid back, projecting a calm professionalism and quiet confidence in the value of what he did.

Potter had notched up seven confirmed kills in Bara in 2007 and 2008 while Osmond’s total was 23. Both were members of the Green Jackets team that won the 2006 British Army Sniper Championships.

On one occasion they killed eight Taliban in two hours, ‘I wasn’t comfortable with it at first,’ said Osmond, ‘you start wondering is it really necessary?’ But the reaction of the locals soon persuaded him. ‘We had people coming up to us afterwards, not scared to talk to us. They felt they were being protected. The snipers used suppressors, reducing the sound of the muzzle blast. Although a ballistic crack could be heard, it was almost impossible to work out where the shot was coming from. With the bullet travelling at three times the speed of sound, a victim was unlikely to hear anything before he died.

Walkie-talkie messages revealed that the Taliban thought they were being hit from helicopters. The longest-range shot taken was when Potter killed an insurgent at 1,430 metres away. But the most celebrated shot of their tour was by Osmond at a range of just 196 metres.

On September 12th, a known Taliban commander appeared on the back of a motorcycle with a passenger riding pillion. There was a British patrol in the village of Gorup-e Shesh Kalay and under the rules of engagement, the walkie-talkie the Taliban pair were carrying was designated a hostile act. As they drove off, Osmond fired warning shots with his pistol and then picked up his L96, the same weapon – serial number 0166 – he had used in Iraq and on the butt of which he had written, ‘I love u 0166’.

Taking deliberate aim, he fired a single shot. The bike tumbled and both men fell onto the road and lay there motionless. When the British patrol returned, they checked the men and confirmed they were both dead, with large holes through their heads.

The 7.62 mm bullet Osmond had fired had passed through the heads of both men. He had achieved the rare feat of ‘one shot, two kills’ known in the sniping business as ‘a Quigley’. The term comes from the 1990 film Quigley Down Under in which the hero, played by Tom Selleck, uses an old Sharps rifle to devastating effect.

Potter and Osmond’s working day would begin around 7 am and end a dozen or so hours later at last light. Up to about 900 metres, they would aim at an insurgent’s head, beyond that at the chest.

Often, Potter would take one side of a compound and Osmond the other. Any insurgent moving from one side to the other was liable to be shot by the second sniper if the first had not already got him. Each used the scopes on the rifles to spot for the other man, identifying targets with nicknames to do with their appearance.

A fighter wearing light blue was dubbed ‘the Virgin Mary’ and one clad in what looked like sackcloth was referred to as ‘Hesco man’, after the colour of the base’s Hesco barriers. Both the Virgin Mary and Hesco man were killed.

Others were given a nickname because of their activities, like Hashish man, a Taliban who doubled up as a drug dealer. Occasionally, insurgents got posthumous monikers. If one target presented himself, both snipers aimed at him simultaneously in a coordinated shoot.

“Everybody you hit they drop in a different way,’ says Potter. ‘We did a co-ord shoot on to the one bloke and he just looked like he just fell through a trap door. So we called him Trapdoor Man.”

Major Mark Gidlow-Jackson, their company commander, describes Potter and Osmond as the “epitome of the thinking riflemen” that his regiment sought to produce. “They know the consequences of what they’re doing and they are very measured men. They are both highly dedicated to the art of sniping. They’re both quiet, softly spoken, utterly charming, two of the nicest men in the company, if the most dangerous.”

Serjeant Potter and Rifleman Osmond are identified by pseudonyms for security reasons.

Why are you reading books about men that cracker considers to be "cowards"?




RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - BlueTiki - 03-15-2011

(03-15-2011, 11:46 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Why are you reading books about men that cracker considers to be "cowards"?

Dude . . . you are seriously afflicted with OCD.

Obsessive "Cracker" Disorder.

Meds are available.

Consult your chemist.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Cracker - 03-15-2011

(03-15-2011, 08:24 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Dude . . . you are seriously afflicted with OCD.

Obsessive "Cracker" Disorder.

Meds are available.

Consult your chemist.

hahhahhah


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Cynical Ninja - 03-16-2011

(03-15-2011, 08:24 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Dude . . . you are seriously afflicted with OCD.

Obsessive "Cracker" Disorder.

Meds are available.

Consult your chemist.

Read Crackers posts, look at her signature, then tell me whos the one who needs medication?


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - notsure - 03-16-2011

Life, Keith Richards bio. his childhood is slow, but him as a fuckup adult is pure joy and entertaining.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Midwest Spy - 03-16-2011

Walter Mosely's 'The Thrill is Gone'. Fiction. Private detective shit. LC, you may be interested.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - NigsWhittington - 03-20-2011

Just finished Isaac Asimov's Nemesis. Shit was pretty cool, but nowhere near as good as the Robot material he wrote or the Foundation series.
Currently engaged in Heinlein's Revolt in 2100.
Audiobooks are so fucking cool. I can work and burn a book in under 6 hours. I still prefer actual paper, but if you get a decent voice actor the mp3 version can be pretty titties.

Btw, Asimov's I, Robot shits all over that pap smear that Will Smith starred in.
Same applies for Richard Mathersons I am Legend.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Cracker - 03-20-2011

(03-16-2011, 03:01 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(03-15-2011, 08:24 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Dude . . . you are seriously afflicted with OCD.

Obsessive "Cracker" Disorder.

Meds are available.

Consult your chemist.

Read Crackers posts, look at her signature, then tell me whos the one who needs medication?

Or they can just read yours, faggy ginger fag.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Cracker - 03-20-2011

(03-20-2011, 01:51 AM)NigsWhittington Wrote: Just finished Isaac Asimov's Nemesis. Shit was pretty cool, but nowhere near as good as the Robot material he wrote or the Foundation series.
Currently engaged in Heinlein's Revolt in 2100.
Audiobooks are so fucking cool. I can work and burn a book in under 6 hours. I still prefer actual paper, but if you get a decent voice actor the mp3 version can be pretty titties.

Btw, Asimov's I, Robot shits all over that pap smear that Will Smith starred in.
Same applies for Richard Mathersons I am Legend.

If I didn't hate you, I would love you. Not too many classic scifi dorks outside of tech forums.

Don't be such a douche and we could maybe be friends. hahahaha

Foundation series is definitely top ten material. Along with everything Harlan Ellison writes.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - NigsWhittington - 03-20-2011

(03-20-2011, 02:26 AM)Cracker Wrote: If I didn't hate you, I would love you. Not too many classic scifi dorks outside of tech forums.

You can still hate me while loving me. That way we can have copious amounts of angry sex, which is always the most passionate form of coitus.
When the hot, sweaty passion is over, I can hold your hair back while you vomit.
<3


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Lady Cop - 03-20-2011

(03-16-2011, 03:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Walter Mosely's 'The Thrill is Gone'. Fiction. Private detective shit. LC, you may be interested.

thankyou...but i never read fiction (except Charles Dickens and Jane Austen) . i don't have time when non-fiction is so much more compelling.




RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - NigsWhittington - 03-20-2011

(03-20-2011, 02:33 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i never read fiction when non-fiction is so much more compelling.

Non-fiction sucks balls. Fiction inspires people.
Asimov coined the term 'Robot'. Before then machines were simply called automatons. He also described a spacewalk accurately years before the Russian cosmonaut performed the first one in human history.
Clarke proposed an idea for geosynchronous satellite orbit. We now RELY on that shit.
Fiction authors make things happen. Non-fiction authors are basically historians with a flair for descriptivism.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Jellybaby - 03-21-2011

The Baburnama - memoirs of Babur, prince and emperor of Afghanistan

God's crucible - Islam and the making of Europe




RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Midwest Spy - 03-21-2011

(03-20-2011, 02:45 AM)NigsWhittington Wrote:
(03-20-2011, 02:33 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i never read fiction when non-fiction is so much more compelling.

Non-fiction sucks balls. Fiction inspires people.
Fiction authors make things happen. Non-fiction authors are basically historians with a flair for descriptivism.

Don't worry, Nigs, LC and Duchess always go contrarian on me with anything I write. No biggie.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - IMaDick - 03-21-2011

(03-21-2011, 03:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-20-2011, 02:45 AM)NigsWhittington Wrote:
(03-20-2011, 02:33 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i never read fiction when non-fiction is so much more compelling.

Non-fiction sucks balls. Fiction inspires people.
Fiction authors make things happen. Non-fiction authors are basically historians with a flair for descriptivism.

Don't worry, Nigs, LC and Duchess always go contrarian on me with anything I write. No biggie.

stop being a pussy.




RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Lady Cop - 03-21-2011

(03-21-2011, 03:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-20-2011, 02:45 AM)NigsWhittington Wrote:
(03-20-2011, 02:33 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: i never read fiction when non-fiction is so much more compelling.

Non-fiction sucks balls. Fiction inspires people.
Fiction authors make things happen. Non-fiction authors are basically historians with a flair for descriptivism.

Don't worry, Nigs, LC and Duchess always go contrarian on me with anything I write. No biggie.

34 oh brother.

i am interested in criminology and history. subjects which lend themselves to non-fiction.
i politely said that.

but it was a personal affront to you. OK
11



RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - username - 03-21-2011

(09-20-2010, 02:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: I guess this is the wrong time to comment on how thrilling my comic book collection is.Smiley_emoticons_slash

Seriously. I don't think these people get the concept of light reading.

After years and years of murder mysteries, I've switched over to what's often referred to as "urban fantasy". I prefer series (because I never want my books to end). I enjoyed the Jim Butcher Dresden File series (for example). The book I'm reading now isn't worth mentioning. It's just okay but I'm beginning to scrape the bottom of the barrel in urban fantasy books. I need to find a new genre.


RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - Duchess - 03-21-2011

(03-21-2011, 05:20 PM)username Wrote: Seriously. I don't think these people get the concept of light reading.


I get it. I only read fluff for pleasure reading, John Patterson, Patricia Cornwell, Lisa Gardner, that particular genre.





RE: BOOKS! - what are you reading? - mamabear - 03-23-2011

I just discovered Parnell Hall last month and have since read 5 of his books. I love them because they combine 2 of my favorite hobbies: reading and sudoku.