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mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 07-22-2010
you think your drivers license photo is bad? go have your glamour shot done at your local jail!
we'll see some real beauts here.
this lovely lady is from Ohio, she was arrested (thankfully!) driving drunk with little kids in the car. a tragedy averted. so we can laugh at her portrait.
LORAIN, Ohio - A woman who was driving with a blood alcohol content of more than three times the legal limit has been charged with multiple offenses, including Operating a Vehicle Impaired, Fox 8 News reports.
Mary Elizabeth Torres, 24, was pulled over by officers at the intersection of West 24th Street and Oberlin Avenue in Lorain at approximately 1:30 a.m. Wednesday.
Inside the 2000 Ford Taurus with Torres were three young passengers -- her 6-year-old niece and her two sons, ages 6 and 3. Child restraints and/or seat belts were not being used.
According to the Lorain Police Department's incident report, officers observed Torres failing to stop at a stop sign and then driving into an oncoming lane of traffic. At that point, the officers decided to execute a traffic stop.
When asked to produce identification, Torres was only able to mumble incoherently. The arresting officer noted that she seemed to be disoriented and was unable to make eye contact.
The officer also detected an overpowering smell of alcohol. When he asked Torres to step out of the vehicle, she nearly fell to the ground several times.
About the odor, Torres told the officer that she had "four shots of E&J about a half hour ago." However, in addition to being physically unstable, she was incapable of taking various field sobriety tests due to her high level of intoxication.
It was later discovered that Torres' Ohio driving privileges were under active OVI suspension for a prior conviction in 2008. Her mom was called to the scene to take custody of the kids.
After being placed under arrest, Torres was taken to the police station, where she was given a BAC test that indicated she was more than three times the legal limit (.258).
In addition to OVI, Torres has been charged with three counts of child endangering, three counts of child restraint system usage, driving under suspension, left of center and a stop sign violation. She is currently being held in the Lorain County Jail.
RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 07-22-2010
Alan Dale Lee was booked in a Florida jail for aggravated assault.
RE: mugshots you have to love - Duchess - 07-22-2010
Jesus
RE: mugshots you have to love - Luke Warmwater - 07-23-2010
(07-22-2010, 08:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Jesus
::lol::
clearly after the crucifixion...
RE: mugshots you have to love - Duchess - 07-23-2010
He's a freak of nature with those teeth & my eyes are always drawn to those oddities for some bizarre reasons. I saw a chick with sideburns once, full fledged sideburns & I could not take my eyes off them.:O
RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 07-23-2010
not a mugshot, but made me laugh!
RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 08-07-2010
robert prosserCINCINNATI --
A Price Hill man had his bond set at $10,000 after he was charged with drug possession, cultivation of marijuana and having weapons while under disability.
RE: mugshots you have to love - God - 08-07-2010
wouldn't that make a cool avatar?
RE: mugshots you have to love - -Satan- - 08-13-2010
I have an evil plan for that mugshot.
RE: mugshots you have to love - sally - 08-13-2010
Look, I found one of Dick.
![[Image: Hair20100713190041.jpg]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/sandraj730/Hair20100713190041.jpg)
RE: mugshots you have to love - Satan Herself - 09-03-2010
(07-22-2010, 08:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:Hey! He has his own emoticon! >>> :crazy:
Jesus
Has anyone seen the Faces Of Meth website? That'll really make Duchess's toes curl.
RE: mugshots you have to love - Duchess - 09-03-2010
(09-03-2010, 02:36 PM)Satan Herself Wrote: Has anyone seen the Faces Of Meth website?
I went to check it out. Why, WHY would anyone willingly do that to themself? Jesus Christ.
RE: mugshots you have to love - Satan Herself - 09-04-2010
(09-03-2010, 03:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-03-2010, 02:36 PM)Satan Herself Wrote: Has anyone seen the Faces Of Meth website?
I went to check it out. Why, WHY would anyone willingly do that to themself? Jesus Christ.
I have no idea why anyone would even try it but I bet they blame it on everyone but themselves.
RE: mugshots you have to love - Satan Herself - 09-04-2010
Sorry to go off topic but this one freaks me the fuck out!
RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 09-04-2010
a well-known example.
click...
RE: mugshots you have to love - Duchess - 09-04-2010
Stupid bitches
RE: mugshots you have to love - Satan Herself - 09-04-2010
Why do their eyes get all red?
RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 09-04-2010
(09-04-2010, 05:32 PM)Satan Herself Wrote: Why do their eyes get all red?
from reading teeny tiny print.
RE: mugshots you have to love - Satan Herself - 09-04-2010
(09-04-2010, 05:40 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:(09-04-2010, 05:32 PM)Satan Herself Wrote: Why do their eyes get all red?
from reading teeny tiny print.
Meth heads can read?
RE: mugshots you have to love - Lady Cop - 09-11-2010
this mastermind of crime is going to be VERY hard to spot next time he's wanted by authorities...assault suspect Jesse Thornhill. :O
then on the distaff side, there is this lovely lass...
Law enforcement officials in Florida say they saw a bag of drugs fall from between Elizabeth Athenia Progris's legs after she showered in a county jail. The 22-year-old, identified as a "dancer/housewife," was drying off when a deputy reportedly saw a clear bag drop "from her genital area to the floor by her feet."
