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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 09-20-2010
She doesn't have any fear of jail. What's up with that? If her addiction is so bad that she will use KNOWING it will send her junky ass back to the slammer then why didn't her Mom and the people that care about her step up when they saw what was going down years ago. They are a bunch of excuse making bitches.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Maggot - 09-20-2010
I have this movie running in my mind.......Lindsay and Paris are in their orange jumpers, they are in a waiting room waiting their turn at the Pharmacy.........then the music starts........
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-21-2010
American Gothic randy quaid style...well halloween is coming...these two are nuts.
(see post #76)
the Quaids tell TMZ someone forged the signature of a dead woman named Ronda Quaid on a legal document back in 1992 ... and wrongfully transferred ownership of their house to a third party. uh-huh.
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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-23-2010
hahaha the japs wouldn't let paris hilton enter japan because she's a cokehead/criminal.
last i read, she has to turn around and fly out. even those evil little yellow fuckers don't want her.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Satan Herself - 09-23-2010
Paris's odd beauty intrigues me otherwise she's a
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-24-2010
EDDIE FISHER DEAD AT 82
the BIGGEST hollywood scandal of the 1950s was eddie fisher leaving the sweet innocent debbie reynolds for the evil liz taylor.
(CNN) -- One of the most popular singers of the 1950s, Eddie Fisher, has died.
Fisher died of complications from hip surgery Wednesday, his family said.
"Late last evening the world lost a true America icon. Eddie Fisher, 82, one of the greatest voices of the century passed away in Berkley, CA due to complications and a decline in health from a recent hip surgery," his family members said in a statement. "He was loved and will be missed by his four children: Carrie, Todd, Joely, and Tricia Leigh as well as his six grandchildren. He was an extraordinary talent."
Although Fisher sold millions of records and had his own television show, his biggest claim to fame may be his high-profile marriages to Hollywood starlets Debbie Reynolds, Elizabeth Taylor and Connie Stevens -- all of which ended in divorce.
He had two more marriages after that.
LIFE magazine photos of Eddie Fisher's life:
click:
Fisher
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-24-2010
lohan just entered court...she should be leaving in cuffs. unless she gets special treatment. no cameras in courtroom.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-24-2010
well well...lohan cuffed and stuffed. in jail, no bond, next VOP hearing oct. 22. the judge almost HAD to do it.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - QueenBee - 09-24-2010
After failing a court-mandated drug test, Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to remain in jail without bail until October 22, when there will be a probation violation hearing. She was taken from the courtroom in handcuffs.
"Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result," Lohan tweeted on September 17.
Story developing.
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Carsman - 09-24-2010
Good!
Lets see for how long LL will be in jail this time, before getting released eary again! Anybody taking bets?
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 09-24-2010
I bet QB will be along later to ask if anyone wants to take bets on how long LL will be in the slammer this time before she is released early.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Maggot - 09-24-2010
Is the music playing yet? Binga doyng binga doyng chica chica doynga
RE: Annoying Celebrities - QueenBee - 09-24-2010
(09-24-2010, 03:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I bet QB will be along later to ask if anyone wants to take bets on how long LL will be in the slammer this time before she is released early.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 09-24-2010
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-25-2010
fUCKING OUTRAGEOUS!
that dumb little girl will OD and there will be all kinds of recriminations.
Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan posted a $300,000 bail and was released from jail late Friday night, the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department said.
A judge granted Lohan bail Friday night, overturning a decision earlier in the day that sent the actress to jail until a probation revocation hearing four weeks away, a court spokesman said.
She must be fitted with a SCRAM alcohol-detection bracelet within 24 hours, Los Angeles County Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini said.
Judge Patricia Schnegg granted Lohan's bail after her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, filed documents just before court closed Friday afternoon, Parachini said.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Carsman - 09-25-2010
(09-25-2010, 06:31 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: fUCKING OUTRAGEOUS!
that dumb little girl will OD and there will be all kinds of recriminations.
Los Angeles, California (CNN) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan posted a $300,000 bail and was released from jail late Friday night, the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department said.
A judge granted Lohan bail Friday night, overturning a decision earlier in the day that sent the actress to jail until a probation revocation hearing four weeks away, a court spokesman said.
She must be fitted with a SCRAM alcohol-detection bracelet within 24 hours, Los Angeles County Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini said.
Judge Patricia Schnegg granted Lohan's bail after her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, filed documents just before court closed Friday afternoon, Parachini said.
Guess it's self evident what fuckers are on the take!!!
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Lady Cop - 09-26-2010
'news of the world' published these photos today, showing lohan with a syringe, and also making out with paris hilton.
the pictures are supposed to have been taken in 2007. frankly i think it was pretty low to publish these, but i guess those two useless airheads are fair game. fair game at Mock too.
'news of the world', click here:
RAG
nauseating.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 09-26-2010
Poor Maggot. He's going to be so disillusioned seeing America's princess in such compromising photos.
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Maggot - 09-26-2010
chica-chica-shwang chica-chica-shwang :B I have a hard time imagining who is on top. They need to hook up with octo-mom. Ummmm Go Patriots!!!!
RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 09-26-2010
(09-26-2010, 03:33 PM)Maggot Wrote: They need to hook up with octo-mom.
Go Patriots!!!!
You freak!
Go Eagles ~