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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cynical Ninja - 11-06-2013

Yeah I was thinking the same thing as blindgreed does the woman in the bikini have a house that is only accessible via a giant fucking beanstalk?


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Maggot - 11-06-2013

Ever since that movie "Attack of the 50ft woman" when I was a kid I've had this thing about long legs.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 11-07-2013



Holy Moly! Pam Anderson has morphed into a suburban hausfrau. A Junior League stepford wife. Good God Almighty!

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RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 11-08-2013

She's seriously a hot mess when it comes to men, money, fashion, acting, etc...

But, I've always kinda liked Pam Anderson anyway. She can laugh at herself and I think she knows how to have a good time (I saw the Tommy Lee porn tape - looked like they packed a lot of fun into that honeymoon. Smiley_emoticons_wink )

I've never had short hair as an adult, but it works for some women. I like it on her.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Maggot - 11-08-2013

I like Pam because she is more normal than many out there. At least now since that hepatitis thing. I wonder how that's going.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cynical Ninja - 11-09-2013

I think AIDS worries about catching Pamela Anderson.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 11-27-2013

(07-08-2013, 06:24 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I love an Alex Baldwin meltdown. Once he dressed up in a sheet to cover his face from paparazzi. I love that shit. The guy is so full of himself but he just can't keep his trap shut.

I don't know why it amuses me too.

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His trap was flappin' again a couple of weeks ago. This time it cost him his talk show. He was fired today for calling a photographer a cock-sucking fag.

His reaction:
"I dispute half the comment I made... if I called him 'cocksucking maggot' or a 'cocksucking motherfucker'... 'faggot' is not the word that came out of my mouth. That I know. But you've got the fundamentalist wing of gay advocacy—Rich Ferraro and Andrew Sullivan—they're out there, they've got you. Rich Ferraro, this is probably one of his greatest triumphs. They killed my show. And I have to take some responsibility for that myself."

Well, that explains it, Alec. So misunderstood. Sarcastic


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Midwest Spy - 11-27-2013

Baldwin's 9 minute appearance in Glen Garry Glen Ross is one of my favorite pieces of acting of all time.

An all-star cast accompanies him.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cynical Ninja - 11-27-2013

I didn't find it amusing when he launched a verbal tirade over the phone at his 12 year old daughter calling her a “vile little pig”.

I think he's a tosspot and I hope someone knocks him out cold in public one day.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cynical Ninja - 11-27-2013

(11-27-2013, 10:30 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Baldwin's 9 minute appearance in Glen Garry Glen Ross is one of my favorite pieces of acting of all time.

An all-star cast accompanies him.

Not much of a stretch for him though a fucking asshole playing the part of a fucking asshole.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 01-05-2014

Huge News...

Another body selfie posted by Dim Kardashian!!!

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Sometimes reading the entertainment news is mindless fun for a minute.

But, I'm seriously puzzled as to how the Kardashians have fans who watch their shows, buy their products, and find the level of shallowness fascinating. Why? I thought the public was gonna tune them out pretty quickly after they first hit the scene - I was so wrong about that.

Bring back the Osbournes! (yep, I actually watched that show a bit, and liked it - haha)


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cynical Ninja - 01-05-2014

What the hell is it with all these cartoonish arses? I mean a nice ladies arse like a nice ripe peach is a joy to behold but these super inflated arses?

I don't get it.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 01-11-2014

(08-22-2013, 02:47 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: David has had a rough life and his alcoholism may have a genetic source. He had a lot of needed adulation as a teen heartthrob and then semi-obscurity. I think his strained relationship with his dad set him up for the child-star syndrome even though he achieved fame as a teen his emotions may have remained very immature due to his dad's lack of appreciation. Here is an excerpt from Wikipedia of Jack's personality who died at age 49.

Jack Cassidy was definitely a weird guy.

I don't know what's the root of David Cassidy's issues, but he's probably gonna spend a bit of time behind bars (or, in court-mandated rehab) this time.

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He blew .19 when he was pulled over for his third DUI last night. Effin' wasted.

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, here we come?


RE: Annoying Celebrities - ZEROSPHERES - 01-11-2014

(01-11-2014, 05:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-22-2013, 02:47 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: David has had a rough life and his alcoholism may have a genetic source. He had a lot of needed adulation as a teen heartthrob and then semi-obscurity. I think his strained relationship with his dad set him up for the child-star syndrome even though he achieved fame as a teen his emotions may have remained very immature due to his dad's lack of appreciation. Here is an excerpt from Wikipedia of Jack's personality who died at age 49.

Jack Cassidy was definitely a weird guy.

I don't know what's the root of David Cassidy's issues, but he's probably gonna spend a bit of time behind bars (or, in court-mandated rehab) this time.

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He blew .19 when he was pulled over for his third DUI last night. Effin' wasted.

Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, here we come?

"I Think I Love You." A song he used sing while gazing into a mirror is now a solo he sings to Jack Daniels.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 01-17-2014

(01-11-2014, 10:43 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: "I Think I Love You." A song he used sing while gazing into a mirror is now a solo he sings to Jack Daniels.

"It's not my fault" seems to be the tune he's singing these days, with his manager providing back-up vocals.

I hope he takes his rehabilitation seriously this time, before he kills himself or someone else.

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Stressful questioning by lawyers about "Partridge Family" profits apparently drove David Cassidy to drink, leading to his third drunken driving arrest in three years, his manager said Monday.

"David just completed a stint in rehab and was doing very well in sobriety," manager Jo-Ann Geffen said.

The former teen idol will return to an undisclosed facility to resume his alcohol rehab in the wake of Friday night's arrest, Geffen said.

"He was in Los Angeles to attend depositions by Sony Pictures Television, respondents in a lawsuit filed by Cassidy in 2011 over what he claims are monies long due him from 'Partridge Family' merchandise, home video, etc.," she said. "After attending his and his manager's depositions, it appears as if the pressure led to a brief relapse."

Cassidy, 63, was on his way to the Los Angeles airport "to return to his home in Florida and to transitional rehabilitation" when he was stopped by a California Highway Patrol officer, she said.

The singer-actor blew .19 -- twice the legal level -- on an alcohol test administered by the officer who stopped his rented Chevrolet Impala, according to a California Highway Patrol statement on Saturday.

The former star of the TV series "The Partridge Family" was booked in a Los Angeles jail on a driving under the influence of alcohol charge early Saturday, the statement said. Jail records show he was freed on $15,000 bond several hours later.

"Cassidy was observed making a right turn on a red light, in violation of a black and white regulatory sign indicating 'No Right Turn On Red,'" the California Highway Patrol said. The traffic stop happened off the 405 Freeway, near the Los Angeles International Airport.


Full story: http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/13/showbiz/david-cassidy-arrest/?iref=obnetwork


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 01-17-2014



Bah. Another person blaming their problems on someone else. Excuse making bitches.



RE: Annoying Celebrities - FAHQTOO - 01-17-2014

(01-17-2014, 03:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Bah. Another person blaming their problems on someone else. Excuse making bitches.


I'm embarrassed to admit I had a HUGE crush on him back in the day.

ICK!


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 01-17-2014

(01-17-2014, 04:37 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm embarrassed to admit I had a HUGE crush on him back in the day.

ICK!


He was a very cute young man. He aged like a demon though.

When I was looking for these pix I saw him referred to as the Justin Bieber of his time.

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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cynical Ninja - 01-17-2014

Looks go eventually its a fact of life.

Madonna for example, without make up her face looks like a wombats arse.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - aussiefriend - 01-17-2014

Which is an improvement for her.