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RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 08-26-2014

Yep, it's Mickey. I've always kinda liked the freak.

His new look is different; not too bad -- at least compared to his lion-faced days and his Donald Sterling years.

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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 08-26-2014



Oh man. Look at that before picture. *drools*



RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cutz - 08-26-2014

didn't he have a stroke or something tho?


RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 08-26-2014

I don't think Mickey Rourke had a stroke.

He went back to boxing after his acting heyday.

If I remember correctly, he claimed the damage to his face from the boxing was what initially prompted the plastic surgery.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Cutz - 08-26-2014

Looked less like Rourke and more like Busey there for a while.

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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 08-26-2014



It hurts to look at him now.



RE: Annoying Celebrities - crash - 08-26-2014

Where you headed?

Nowhere special

Well come on, I'll take you there..


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 08-26-2014



Is that from 9 12 Weeks?



RE: Annoying Celebrities - crash - 08-26-2014

Nope.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 08-26-2014

(08-26-2014, 06:52 PM)crash Wrote: Nope.

I'd take a stab at it and bet you a ride and a smoke, but I'm not sure.

You see, my old man used to tell me -- before he left this shitty world -- not to take a stab in the dark.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - ramseycat - 08-26-2014

(08-26-2014, 01:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Oh man. Look at that before picture. *drools*

He was hot! Then he ruined it.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - crash - 08-26-2014

(08-26-2014, 07:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'd take a stab at it and bet you a ride and a smoke, but I'm not sure.

You see, my old man used to tell me -- before he left this shitty world -- not to take a stab in the dark.

I think I wanted to be Marlboro, right up until that last line of the movie, then I wanted to be Harley..


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 08-26-2014



Giddy up



RE: Annoying Celebrities - HairOfTheDog - 08-26-2014

(08-26-2014, 07:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(08-26-2014, 01:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oh man. Look at that before picture. *drools*

He was hot! Then he ruined it.

He shoulda asked Jackie and Sylvester Stallone for a referral -- that family knows how to transform themselves subtly.

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Sometimes people get a little tuck or shot or something; you can tell, but they still look pretty natural.

I really don't understand the ones that get pulls, and pumps, and lifts up the ying yang. Normal aging looks so much better.


RE: Annoying Celebrities - FAHQTOO - 08-26-2014

WHY? That's all I can think of when I see those horrible before and after plastic surgery shots. Don't they own a fucking mirror? What the hell are they seeing that we're not?

How do those plastic surgeons sleep at night knowing they've created these monsters?


RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 08-26-2014



Oh gods. That woman has got a serious trout pout going on.



RE: Annoying Celebrities - Carsman - 08-26-2014

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RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 08-27-2014



Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.



RE: Annoying Celebrities - Duchess - 09-03-2014



GQ has named that twat Kim Kardashian Woman of The Year. I thought that was a respectable magazine. Are there no standards anymore? I always thought to be honored in that fashion one would have had to have done something of significance.



RE: Annoying Celebrities - ramseycat - 09-03-2014

The world is going to hell in a hand basket.

I wonder how much momager Kris paid GQ for that. Or Kanye.