have you ever been so fed up at work or dealing with the public that you wanted to do what this guy did? poor bastard even got arrested while he was getting laid!
nobody was hurt, so i say give him a damn medal!


NBC report
A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers , pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.

Jet Blue employee Steven Slater, 38, was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said.

Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.

The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get her luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, the woman continued to pull her belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources.

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

After getting down the slide, Slater took off into the terminal, law-enforcement sources said.

The steward was "having a bad day," sources said. no shit.

Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. Police sources said that when authorities found Slater he seemed to be in the midst having sexual relations.

now THAT was police brutality!

He is being charged with 2^nd-and 4^th-degree criminal mischief, 1^st- and 2^nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3^rd degree, according to a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown. Slater faces up to 7 years in prison if convicted.

No one was injured in the incident. JetBlue, in a statement, added, "At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk."

i suspect you're right. and he's a hero! he looks like fun to be around too.

click here to see his photo album, he's quite well-traveled of course:

HERO BLUE

Cops found him in bed with his boyfriend when they arrived to arrest him at a beachfront home in the Rockaways with a porch overlooking the Atlantic Ocean, sources said.

He boasted to skeptical cops that he really did escape by chute with his carry-on luggage.

"Oh, yes, I did! I threw them down first and I went down after," he told cops, sources said.

He was grinning as police walked him in handcuffs to a squad car. "He left with a big smile on his face," said neighbor Curt Karkowski.

(08-10-2010, 05:39 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: he's quite well-traveled of course:

(08-10-2010, 11:24 AM)Jamminitin Wrote: When I heard this story, I immediately knew the guy was gay. Gays are SUCH drama queens!!!! I love it.

(08-10-2010, 08:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: ... I look at him and says "Pal if you can..."

(08-10-2010, 08:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: They looked like Beatle boots. :rofl: Who wears beatle boots with rolled up dungarees. He should be ticketed by the fashion police.

(08-11-2010, 04:38 AM)God Wrote: I think a promotion to Mock Elder is in order here - for Maggot is an accomplished Mocker

Maggot is a Mock Elder. There is only a handful of us left. Maggot, OP & myself all joined the same day. There will never be another Mock Elder, that title is reserved for the core group of us who have been with Mock since the beginning. MF created that title just for us, he thought we deserved special recognition.

(08-11-2010, 08:37 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: I am fucking PISSED my trademarked bitchflake™ noun has been stolen and used for devilish purposes without permission.