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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-20-2019

Some people may wonder why Cars gets all the girls. Especially on hot days at the beach. I now know why,

He has the greatest sandals that have ever contained toes.

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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-20-2019

I on the other hand have figured out a way to get rid of that plumbers crack.

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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-20-2019

BM finishes up another pool at the YMCA

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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-20-2019

Duchess wakes up and gets ready to gidy up and go to a new day. Wake up pony boy!!!

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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-20-2019

Sally comes in and ends the entire maggot ass thong thing. Bitch......

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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Carsman - 07-20-2019

(07-20-2019, 06:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Some people may wonder why Cars gets all the girls. Especially on hot days at the beach. I now know why,

He has the greatest sandals that have ever contained toes.

[Image: old_guy_with_socks_and_sandals1.jpg]

Hey, you promissed me you wouldn't post that picture! 

On the other hand you did me a favor, thanks here they come!!!


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RE: +your daily weather report+ - sally - 07-20-2019

I don't care what anyone says, women are the way more attractive sex as far as bodies go.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-21-2019

(07-20-2019, 10:12 PM)sally Wrote: I don't care what anyone says, women are the way more attractive sex as far as bodies go.

Probably the reason there are plenty of ugly men in dresses out there. It's like their alter ego like spider man and Peter Parker.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Carsman - 07-21-2019

(07-21-2019, 09:03 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(07-20-2019, 10:12 PM)sally Wrote: I don't care what anyone says, women are the way more attractive sex as far as bodies go.

Probably the reason there are plenty of ugly men in dresses out there. It's like their alter ego like spider man and Peter Parker.

And don't forget the Clangster! hah


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Carsman - 07-21-2019

Another Scorcher here today, just like yesterday!  Heat Index, 110/111 Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

It was only "85" in my SNAKEland (I HATE SNAKES) town today, WTF! hah  Go Figure.


 


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 07-22-2019

I love my outdoor space. I enjoy puttering around my gardens and hanging out by the pool, I just really like outdoor living BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL! Do I sound insane? I am. The heat has finally pushed me over the edge.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-22-2019

Just strip, yup strip, strip, strip. Be like Betty the Bongo babe from OnTonga.  Or just get down to bare necessities.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 07-22-2019

I've been doing that early in the mornings recently. It's not even light out yet but it's the only time of day lately that the pool has felt nice. I get comfortable and have to keep reminding myself that I really have to get ready to leave. What a buzzkill that is.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - sally - 07-22-2019

My backyard literally feels like you just stepped into hell when you walk out there during the day, but when the evening comes you get a breeze from the ocean and you could sleep out there.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 07-22-2019

Capture that and put it in a deodorant can.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - sally - 07-22-2019

Heaven and hell. For the gentleman with a naughty side. Keeps you smelling fresh for up to 92 hours.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 07-22-2019

I have a naughty pine bedroom set.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Carsman - 07-22-2019

(07-20-2019, 06:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Duchess wakes up and gets ready to gidy up and go to a new day. Wake up pony boy!!!

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Damn it Maggs, this is Mesmerizing!



RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 07-23-2019

that is one nice churro dispenser.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - sally - 07-28-2019

It is so hot that I can feel my skin cooking when I go outside. It's fucking scorching out there.