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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Carsman - 05-04-2021

(05-03-2021, 11:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: Is the pollen bad where any of you are? My car is covered in it.

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RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-04-2021

It's not that bad yet.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 05-04-2021

I was going to wash my car but my ass is dragging and I'm filthy & tired. I have one last thing to do & it's the easiest, but I made the mistake of sitting down for a minute.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Clang McFly - 05-04-2021

(05-04-2021, 02:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: I was going to wash my car but my ass is dragging and I'm filthy & tired. I have one last thing to do & it's the easiest, but I made the mistake of sitting down for a minute.

I was going to wash my car weeks ago but then it kept raining and saved me from having to do that.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-04-2021

Yeah, it rained quite a bit last week.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - cannongal - 05-05-2021

(05-04-2021, 08:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yeah, it rained quite a bit last week.


Ya it did.   It affected the mode of every one in this house.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-08-2021

Hey Duchess, whats your weather like? Usually I get what you had the next day so you have become my favorite weather girl. So whip out those balloons and stand in front of the satellite screen and give me one of your sexy reports.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 05-08-2021

Cloudy with the occasional ray of sun. It's unseasonably cool with a chance of showers later in the day, and just for you I walked into the other room to look at the weather station and it's a whopping 50 degrees. It's actually great working weather if you have something to do outdoors.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 11:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: Cloudy with the occasional ray of sun. It's unseasonably cool with a chance of showers later in the day, and just for you I walked into the other room to look at the weather station and it's a whopping 50 degrees. It's actually great working weather if you have something to do outdoors.

Did you know that there is a shortage of round doweled pressure treated fence posts? I have to travel 30 miles to buy 2


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 05-08-2021

No, I did not know that. Did they cost you an arm or a leg?


RE: +your daily weather report+ - rothschild - 05-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 01:09 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(05-08-2021, 11:41 AM)Duchess Wrote: Cloudy with the occasional ray of sun. It's unseasonably cool with a chance of showers later in the day, and just for you I walked into the other room to look at the weather station and it's a whopping 50 degrees. It's actually great working weather if you have something to do outdoors.

Did you know that there is a shortage of round doweled pressure treated fence posts? I have to travel 30 miles to buy 2

Pretty soon you'll have to drive to China.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 01:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: No, I did not know that. Did they cost you an arm or a leg?

They said they had 4" posts, when I got there they were 6" I may as well be planting freakin telephone poles. They don't fit in the holes so I have to make them bigger. It screws up my measurements and makes my gate smaller so I have to adjust the hinges. And.........and they cost me 60.00 for 2 freakin post's! I paid 8.00 each for them last time. 


Do they not know the difference from 4" and 6" ?  WTF 

They are starting to piss me off, reality has become a non-sequester. This is the world today. It's really getting bad out there.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - BigMark - 05-08-2021

The girls normally appreciate it.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-08-2021

(05-08-2021, 07:54 PM)BigMark Wrote: The girls normally appreciate it.

Well my girls said WTF as they shriveled up into my gizzards.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Maggot - 05-14-2021

What a nice day today is. A great way to start the weekend!  Smiley_emoticons_hurra3


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 05-14-2021

Everyday this week has been perfect weather, but I need rain.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Clang McFly - 05-14-2021

(05-14-2021, 01:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: Everyday this week has been perfect weather, but I need rain.

Fuck the rain. Let's get a drought on!


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Duchess - 05-14-2021

Stop here  I like lush, green grass, mister.


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Carsman - 05-14-2021

Beautiful 74 degree (25% Humidity) sunny day here today!

Lawn service was here today and cut our lawn, fresh cut grass smell invigorating! Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: +your daily weather report+ - Clang McFly - 05-15-2021

(05-14-2021, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: Stop here  I like lush, green grass, mister.

Meh. It's overrated. Give me blue skies and tons of Sun.