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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Duchess - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 04:07 PM)Kenny Powers Wrote: first you have to submit to the Kenny.
su su su...that word is not in my vocabulary.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 11:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:(06-24-2012, 11:33 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: When God created Hotness, Kenny materialized.
The guy in the avatar does not fit my standard for hotness.
Maybe as a blond?
Did you blink?
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 07:02 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: There's a fuckload of autographed pics of her on eBay, I cant tell if they're selling or not since they're only buy it now, but she clearly has a little cottage industry going.
I don't get the attraction. She's a fucking hog.
Looks like her manager is working hard to keep her name in the press; the woman is hard up for cash. Octo filed a harrassment complaint against Virgin Airlines. Apparently, the crew was mean to her and her manager and "treated them like crap" on their flight from LAX to NYC to promote her porn.
I'm not sure I can ever fly Virgin again.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/23/octomom-nadya-suleman-bullied-virgin-airways/?adid=hero2
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Duchess - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 04:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maybe as a blond?
Noooooo
I don't think I've ever been with a blonde. If I was it obviously wasn't memorable.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Riotgear - 06-24-2012
AFAIK you can only fly virgin once.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 08:26 PM)Riotgear Wrote: AFAIK you can only fly virgin once.
Born again...
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Jimbone - 06-24-2012
I don't know... I'm kind of warming up to Nadya.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 09:25 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I don't know... I'm kind of warming up to Nadya.
And Rielle, right?
I think Nadya's off the market. More news today; her press machine is in overdrive. After 13 years of celibacy, she has a boyfriend. A body-builder she met at church.
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Maybe it would be good for her to have the support of a partner. I want her to succeed; a lot of little lives on the hook...
(Can't believe I'm having this conversation...)
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Jimbone - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: And Rielle, right? <---- Are you stalking me? Awesome!
I think Nadya's off the market. More news today; her press machine is in overdrive. After 13 years of celibacy, she has a boyfriend. A body-builder she met a church.
Maybe it would be good for her to have the support of a partner. I want her to succeed; a lot of little lives on the hook...
(Can't believe I'm having this conversation...)
Believe it.
That sucks that she's off the market! I thought maybe I had a chance with this one. But a body builder from church?
HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE TIME TO GO TO CHURCH?
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - aussiefriend - 06-24-2012
He's gay. It's a sham.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 09:42 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-24-2012, 09:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: And Rielle, right? <---- Are you stalking me? Awesome!
I think Nadya's off the market. More news today; her press machine is in overdrive. After 13 years of celibacy, she has a boyfriend. A body-builder she met a church.
Maybe it would be good for her to have the support of a partner. I want her to succeed; a lot of little lives on the hook...
(Can't believe I'm having this conversation...)
Believe it.
That sucks that she's off the market! I thought maybe I had a chance with this one. But a body builder from church?
HOW THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE TIME TO GO TO CHURCH?
Maybe I'm stalking you or maybe I'm caught up on threads. I'm not sayin'.I didn't think you'd be after her, Mr. Jimbone. Men aren't typically looking for broke single mothers with 14 children, I don't think. Just sharing this fantastic news! A 23 year old bodybuilder might be just what she needs?
P.s. Kidding aside, I really do hope she pulls it together and makes some money and finds stability for those children.
Edit/Add: Yeah, aussie, I kinda think it's a publicity deal too. But, you never know...
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Jimbone - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 10:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
I didn't think you'd be after her, Mr. Jimbone. Men aren't typically looking for broke single mothers with 14 children, I don't think. Just sharing this fantastic news! A 23 year old bodybuilder might be just what she needs?
P.s. Kidding aside, I really do hope she pulls it together and makes some money and finds stability for those children.
Edit/Add: Yeah, aussie, I kinda think it's a publicity deal too. But, you never know...
You don't have to say. That Rielle post was awhile ago. You know. I know. It's all good.
Hairy (God I hope not actually), that is a fine assessment. However, I'm hardly the typical man. Most people would see 14 children as a hindrance... I see a built-in workforce.
She certainly needs something, you are right... they can start by removing her uterus.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 10:17 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-24-2012, 10:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
You don't have to say. That Rielle post was awhile ago. You know. I know. It's all good.
Busted. I'll stop the stalking. I wanna stay under the radar and avoid any warnings or citations.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Jimbone - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 10:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
Pfffttt. You're afraid of Usimmerman?
Besides, it's not really stalking if it's appreciated, right?
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Riotgear - 06-24-2012
Can someone please explain the problem?
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - username - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 10:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Pfffttt. You're afraid of Usimmerman?
As well everyone should be because warnings carry SO much weight.
Unfortunately, I'm afraid I'm mostly going to have to wait for trolls or bots to register before I get to issue any warnings. Unless someone will please post some p.i. or something...?
I'm considering warnings for use of words like "sweetie" but that might be excessive.
Crash is more likely to warn you than me.
Crash...
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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-25-2012
(06-24-2012, 09:55 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: He's gay. It's a sham.
I've seen the truck stop loops, you're correct. He's a total sausage chugger.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-25-2012
(06-24-2012, 10:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(06-24-2012, 10:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
Pfffttt. You're afraid of Usimmerman?
Besides, it's not really stalking if it's appreciated, right?
Fuck her in the neck.
RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-25-2012
(06-24-2012, 10:29 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Pfffttt. You're afraid of Usimmerman?
Besides, it's not really stalking if it's appreciated, right?
No stalking at all.
You don't strike me as the neck fucking type. But just in case I'm wrong, be forewarned that I've got protection.
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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Duchess - 06-25-2012
I don't get the neck fucking at all