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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - aussiefriend - 05-17-2012

I was one of those people that gave her the benefit of the doubt. That benefit is now gone. She is a sordid selfish woman running her own agenda the kids are way down the list of priorities. She has had massive opportunities to make big money. If I was her, I would have trademarked the name and spun off some baby gear, clothes accessories, book. She has not done any of that. She has a profile she should have used it. Silly woman.

She got personal business advice from Suzie Orman the smartest woman (I think) on business advice. How many of us would love to have free business advice from Suzie Orman? I mean, where would our lives be with that kind of input? She was deceptive in her dealings with Suzie, she didn't want to get real.

Time for CPS to reassess this situation.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Lady Cop - 05-21-2012

fox

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman's house goes up for auction at 9 a.m. on Monday morning.

The family's four-bedroom, three-bath La Habra, Calif. home will go to the highest bidder at 9 a.m. at City Hall in Orange. She has lived in the four bedroom house with her 14 children since 2009, but has reportedly fallen behind on her rent payments.

Orange County businessman Amer Haddadin, who sold Suleman's father the four-bedroom home that's about to be auctioned, said he's owed $483,000, including 11 months of unpaid rent and a $450,000 note that Suleman never paid off. He says he has no sympathy for her, adding her actions led his mortgage holder to foreclose on him and destroyed his credit.
"She's not only using the system, she's abusing the system," Haddadin said.

With Suleman on the verge of losing her home and declaring bankruptcy this week with total debts as high as $1 million to everyone from her parents to her baby sitters to the water company, the Octomom Odyssey seems headed for darker days.

Beyond the fascination with her public foibles, such as posing topless in an obscure British magazine and talk of a solo porn film, is the very real concern about the welfare of her octuplets and six older children — all borne from her zeal for in vitro fertilization.

Three of her six older children have disabilities for which she receives government financial support, Suleman has said. One is autistic, another has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and the third a speech impediment. The older children range in age from 5 to 10.

One thing that keeps driving interest in her is whether authorities should step in and take the children.

Child welfare officials visited her La Habra home last week following a complaint that her children were living in squalor. They took no action, and Orange County Social Services spokeswoman Terry Lynn Fisher said Thursday the law prevents her from even confirming or denying the visit.

Speaking in general terms, however, Fisher said it's not illegal for families to be homeless, to live in dirty homes or even in their cars, as long as that doesn't place their children in danger.


it DOES endanger them and their welfare!
i hope CPS steps in finally. she is unfit. she cannot provide for their various needs.


added later: ORANGE, Calif. _ The sale of Nadya Suleman's home in the Orange County community of La Habra was put off Monday for two more weeks at the request of the foreclosure company.

What that means as to how long Suleman _ known as "Octomom" because she is the mother of octuplets _ and her 14 children can stay in the four-bedroom, three-bathroom house is unclear. This is the second sale postponement.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Lady Cop - 06-04-2012

WEST PALM BEACH, FL (WFLX) - Several sources are reporting that "Octomom" Nadya Suleman will make thousands of dollars after booking a stripping gig in West Palm Beach to promote her new porn video.

According to TMZ , the New York Post , myfoxphilly.com and Miami Herald gossip columnist Jose Lambia , the 36-year-old will perform two shows a night from July 11 to July 15 at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach.

The New York Post reports the mom of 14 will only be going topless during the shows and will not be performing lap dances.

This move comes after Suleman filed bankruptcy papers last month in a federal court in California. According to the Associated Press, Suleman's case was thrown out because she didn't file a dozen financial documents and statements required to prove bankruptcy.

In her initial filing April 30, Suleman estimated she owed as much as $1 million that she is unable to repay.

a dump


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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Ma Huang Sor - 06-04-2012

She's an ugly bitch that I'd like to hack at with something sharp.*


























































































*not a threat of violence.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Carsman - 06-04-2012

Those who are hard up enough to go see Nadya, will get what they deserve!
(most likely it will be a bust, no pun untended) hah


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - SIXFOOTERsez - 06-05-2012

As a condition of stripping at T's Lounge, Octomom won't be going bottomless. Because when a man peers into that dark, dank bottomless hole it shreds his soul into stank tainted confetti

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/cerabino-ts-strip-joint-gives-octomom-pole-position-2391013.html

Cerabino: T's strip joint gives 'Octomom' pole position Frank Cerabino

We here in the news business frequently develop areas of expertise in our reporting, becoming, over time, sponges for developing stories in a particular field.

For example, when a hurricane approaches, Eliot Kleinberg is your go-to reporter. And it's staff writer Kimberly Miller who has waded deeply into South Florida's foreclosure crisis.

As for me, well, I knew what to do on Monday.

"Somehow, I expected your call," Gary Odle said after picking up the phone.

Odle is the owner of T's Lounge, a West Palm Beach strip club that has pioneered everything from creamed-corn wrestling to strippers trained in the use of defibrillators in case they overstimulate the male clientele into embarrassingly timed heart failure.

These are just a couple of the reasons why I have the pole position for breaking news at T's.

So it made sense that when the news leaked (oozed?) this weekend that Nadya Suleman, the California woman better known as "Octomom," was coming to T's next month to launch her new career as a stripper, I had better get right on it. So to speak.

"I've been wanting to get her to come here for a long time," Odle said. "I first asked her to be a celebrity bartender, but she turned me down."

Suleman, a single mom on public assistance, became a D-list celebrity three years ago for giving birth to octuplets after having six previous children through in vitro fertilization.

She probably imagined her sudden celebrity status as a lifetime achievement.

But the recent public chronicle of her life suggests that Octomom's fleeting ticket to fame might already be cashed: She filed for personal bankruptcy this year. Her home is on the brink of foreclosure, and she has had no steady job prospects. Oh, and there are those 14 kids.

Considering all that, stripping at T's Lounge probably didn't sound so bad, especially since it followed a recent photo shoot that involved her being covered in SpaghettiOs, and her role in an upcoming solo-performance pornographic movie.

Odle was able to get access to Octomom through Amy Fisher, who is better known as "The Long Island Lolita," the 17-year-old girl who became notoriously famous 20 years ago when she tried to kill the wife of her 36-year-old boyfriend, Joey Buttafuoco.

Fisher's long journey with notorious fame landed her a stripper's gig at T's Lounge in December . And her connection to Suleman is that both women fought each other in New Jersey last year in a three-round Octomom vs. Long Island Lolita boxing match.

I guess you could call that asocial networking.

Odle said he's not quite sure what kind of stripper Octomom will turn out to be.

"Supposedly, she's working on a pole dancing act," he said. "Hopefully, she does more than just stand there."

So far, the only condition of her performance is that she won't go bottomless.

"That's OK," Odle said. "I'll take bottoms-on. She's more of a celebrity than a porn star."

Suleman's week of shows at the club will begin July 11, the day of her 37th birthday.

What's she going to do with all those kids?

"I don't know how many hotel rooms I'm going to need to book," Odle said. "Maybe I'll need 15."

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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Lady Cop - 06-06-2012

hah

WEST PALM BEACH — Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom" may not be dancing at T's Lounge strip club in West Palm Beach next month after all.

The single mom who became famous for giving birth to octuplets while being on public assistance and having six previous children, wants to back out of her contract at the local strip club because she was offended by remarks made by staffers there, said club owner Gary Odle.

"I sincerely apologize for any statements made by the staff," Odle said Wednesday. "There was no malicious intent. The name of the club is 'T's' so we like to tease."

In a local TV news story, one of the bartenders at the club was asked for her reaction to Octomom performing as a stripper at the club.

"She must be a little crazy," the female bartender said. "Normal people don't have that many children."

Odle said a conciliatory dinner is planned for tonight in Las Vegas between the club's promoter and Suleman's manager.

"We've always agreed to anything she wanted," Odle said. "I hope we can get her back."



RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Lady Cop - 06-14-2012


MY EYES!

ACK!


TMZ has the stills.

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imitation of a fish--->

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RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-14-2012

Some people exude hotness without being physically stunning. This woman has got nothing goin' on, imo.

Still, I have no doubt that some people will watch her shit and be turned on by that first image of her topless in the ruffle panties in front of a laundry line of baby clothes. There's a market for everything/everyone. Wicked.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Duchess - 06-14-2012



Has she ever mentioned how she figured she was going to support all these children? That's something one takes into consideration before you even have kids, it should be a major factor in making the decision. WTF.

Stupid brood mare.



RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 03:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Has she ever mentioned how she figured she was going to support all these children? That's something one takes into consideration before you even have kids, it should be a major factor in making the decision. WTF.

Stupid brood mare.

Perhaps MILF porn was her objective from the start? Nah, that would imply a forward-thinking thought process.

I think she's mentally off, and I think she's been trying everything to capitalize on her notoriety. However, she lacks the intelligence to do so. Those kids are screwed, imo.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Duchess - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 03:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think she's mentally off


I do too, you'd think a Dr. would have noticed that as well.



RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Jimbone - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 03:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-14-2012, 03:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think she's mentally off


I do too, you'd think a Dr. would have noticed that as well.

That's giving the Dr. a lot of credit... after all, the same Dr. who should have known she wasn't quite right inserted 8 eggs into her.

Not exactly a brilliant move by the good Dr. either.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - IMaDick - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 03:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(06-14-2012, 03:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-14-2012, 03:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think she's mentally off


I do too, you'd think a Dr. would have noticed that as well.

That's giving the Dr. a lot of credit... after all, the same Dr. who should have known she wasn't quite right inserted 8 eggs into her.

Not exactly a brilliant move by the good Dr. either.

She must have left his office with bruised knees.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Jimbone - 06-14-2012

WOW.

I missed the pictures on the previous page. Hairy is right, she exudes nothing. She's unattractive in all ways.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Lady Cop - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 12:18 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
MY EYES!

ACK!


TMZ has the stills.

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imitation of a fish--->

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for those who missed them. Smiley_emoticons_shocked


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - IMaDick - 06-14-2012

Fuck, now this shit has to buried all over again.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - HairOfTheDog - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 03:38 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: for those who missed them.

Sadist. Smiley_emoticons_wink


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Midwest Spy - 06-14-2012

Her face is hideous.

Speaking of faces, the latest rumor is, she'll be moving into main-stream porn, and will take part in the latest installment of the Face Sitter series.

Face Sitter 5, I believe.


RE: octo-sow going on welfare? - Midwest Spy - 06-14-2012

(06-14-2012, 02:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Some people exude hotness without being physically stunning, like MS.

Why, thank you!

I think?

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch