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a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Lady Cop - 03-09-2011
Most white trash grocery list in history discovered at Walmart.
Does obesity cause horrific spelling? At the very least, pay close attention to this shopping list found at Walmart so you can learn what foods to avoid if don't want to become a moron. At the very least, don't put cedar cheese on a hamberger or musturd on a saugage. And definitely don't wash it down with surger and coolaid.
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RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Duchess - 03-09-2011
You all know what I'm thinking, dontcha.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - IMaDick - 03-09-2011
The real sad part is they only had to pay for the cigarettes, everything else went on the food stamp card.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Duchess - 03-09-2011
How come they don't know how trashy they look? C'mon!
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - IMaDick - 03-09-2011
(03-09-2011, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:
How come they don't know how trashy they look? C'mon!
For the same reason these idiots think they look good. They don't know any better, IMO, the hillbillies look better.
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RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Duchess - 03-09-2011
Cher's outfit is a costume.
He used to be such a great looking guy.
I would never leave home looking less than pulled together. I see chicks out there in pajama pants. HELLO, I know they are pj's. I've seen chicks with a comb in their hair too, just shoved into their hair, what the hell is that shit. You know what else I don't like, women wearing big ass t-shirts. They look ridiculous, if you wear those shirts I'm telling you now, ladies, you look stupid.
Am I too critical?
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Lady Cop - 03-09-2011
they always used to wear bedroom slippers to walmart in florida! jesus christ! cheap nasty walmart bedroom slippers! along with their spandex halter tops barely enclosing 475 lbs. of fat rolls!
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - BlueTiki - 03-09-2011
(03-09-2011, 04:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Am I too critical?
No.
Just awake.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - FAHQTOO - 03-09-2011
(03-09-2011, 04:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Cher's outfit is a costume.
He used to be such a great looking guy.
I would never leave home looking less than pulled together. I see chicks out there in pajama pants. HELLO, I know they are pj's. I've seen chicks with a comb in their hair too, just shoved into their hair, what the hell is that shit. You know what else I don't like, women wearing big ass t-shirts. They look ridiculous, if you wear those shirts I'm telling you now, ladies, you look stupid.
Am I too critical?
Not Critical enough in my opinion. I swear we think exactly alike when something pisses us off. I could go off on this kind of shit all night.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Cracker - 03-09-2011
(03-09-2011, 04:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The real sad part is they only had to pay for the cigarettes, everything else went on the food stamp card.
You are probably right. I always wondered what people on food stamps eat. Carbs. That list was mostly carbs. Carbs are cheap, I guess.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - SIXFOOTERsez - 03-09-2011
Carbs and sugar
Here in sunny south florida our walmarts are infested with rednecks and lardasses.
I think thats where they get that green spandex they always seem to wear
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Cracker - 03-09-2011
EVERY Walmart is infested with fatasses and rednecks. It is their Mecca. You would find fatasses and rednecks if they built a Walmart in Taiwan.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Maggot - 03-09-2011
Only one musturd? ....What a bunch of idiots.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Countryside_Belle - 03-10-2011
(03-09-2011, 04:55 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: they always used to wear bedroom slippers to walmart in florida! jesus christ! cheap nasty walmart bedroom slippers! along with their spandex halter tops barely enclosing 475 lbs. of fat rolls!
Holy Christ they do that here too- huge, sweaty women wearing grungy, dirty, fluffy slippers with some obnoxious cartoon print PJ bottoms to the damn store. I had one get mad at me in Target because my kid (3 at the time) said, "That lady is huge mommy!" Ugh...I can still see her fat rolls rumbling around and hear her labored breathing as she told me I was raising a prejudiced child.
3 yr olds call it like they fucking SEE it- has nothing to do with being raised prejudiced. Bitch was huge.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - sally - 03-10-2011
(03-09-2011, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You all know what I'm thinking, dontcha.
That you could go for some cheeseburger helper and corn?
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Cracker - 03-10-2011
hahahahaha Mmmmm munchies.
The only boxed dinner I can stand to eat is tacos. That other shit isn't good for you. I try to stay away from the boxed/frozen aisles at the store and just shop around the perimeter. Some people just shop in the middle. Those are the fatasses you see in the handicapped motorized carts. I would just order fast food from my car at the drive thru if I ever got that fat. And I wouldn't go to the beach.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Maggot - 03-10-2011
I gotta say that when I go into the supermarkets I really want to ride one of them things just to see how fast the go down the bakery aisle. Just once. Maybe set up a watermelon jump in the vegetable aisle.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Gogo - 03-11-2011
It's predominately a 'southern' thing.
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - QueenBee - 03-11-2011
(03-10-2011, 10:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: I gotta say that when I go into the supermarkets I really want to ride one of them things just to see how fast the go .
Oh they are cool beans. I used one a lot when I was pre hip surgery and could not walk well. Such fun. I liked the ones at Tops Market better than Wegmans...the Wegmans ones were set so slow I could have walked my gimpy ass around the store faster..and I was pretty damn slow at the time. :wheelchair:
RE: a walmart shopper's list hahahaha - Cracker - 03-11-2011
(03-11-2011, 07:25 AM)Gogo Wrote: It's predominately a 'southern' thing.
Better take another look at the Eastern US:
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Michigan is worse than Georgia.
1 in 5 Americans is a fatass, no matter where you live.