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RE: The Royals ~ - Duchess - 07-22-2013
I'm sorry this thread is dying. LC loved all things British and would have been following this particular story from the beginning given she watched it's parents get married...
...the Duchess is in labor.
RE: The Royals ~ - ramseycat - 07-22-2013
It's about time. I'm sure she is ready to burst.
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-22-2013
I'm not sorry this thread is dying, fuck the royal parasites.
She's in labour! Woo hoo! Another fucking mouth for the UK tax payer to feed.
RE: The Royals ~ - Duchess - 07-22-2013
(07-22-2013, 09:28 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I'm not sorry this thread is dying
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LC started this thread because of her affection for all things British, you boob. Now hush yur mouf & contribute in order to keep it alive.
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-22-2013
I wonder if Kate is too posh to push?
RE: The Royals ~ - Midwest Spy - 07-22-2013
(07-22-2013, 06:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm sorry this thread is dying. LC loved all things British and would have been following this particular story from the beginning given she watched it's parents get married...
...the Duchess is in labor.
A birthday on 7/22?
I told my wife about 10 days ago that I thought the new little heir would share my birthday. We'll see.
I'm guessing it's a girl.
RE: The Royals ~ - Maggot - 07-22-2013
That sounds about right. But its a boy. The queen just called.
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-22-2013
8lbs 6ozs.
The diet of caviar, foie gras and venison obviously kept the fat little fucker well fed.
RE: The Royals ~ - Maggot - 07-23-2013
My guess on the boys name is "George"
RE: The Royals ~ - ramseycat - 07-23-2013
What about William Jr? Or don't the royals do that?
RE: The Royals ~ - Duchess - 07-23-2013
I'm pretty sure the royals are above calling someone Jr.
I like Alexander. William is a nice name *snicker*, George is staid, Harry sucks. I've found fault with every name I've seen thrown out there.
I insist it be Alexander!
RE: The Royals ~ - ramseycat - 07-23-2013
I like Alexander. How about William the Second instead if Jr?
RE: The Royals ~ - Duchess - 07-23-2013
Meh. The only reason I like William at all is because someone I'm fond of carries that name.
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 09:16 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I like Alexander. How about William the Second instead if Jr?
No too confusing.
If William “the second” ever gets his arse on the throne he will be king William “the seventh” of England after his dad.
RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-23-2013
James.
Because it doesn't rhyme with Thames.
RE: The Royals ~ - JsMom - 07-23-2013
I like the name Tanner.
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-23-2013
If they were being honest it should be Jurgen or Franz.
RE: The Royals ~ - HairOfTheDog - 07-23-2013
So here's little no-name, the Prince of Cambridge.
![[Image: britain_royal_baby_27782321.jpg?w=660]](http://postmediacanadadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/britain_royal_baby_27782321.jpg?w=660)
RE: The Royals ~ - Midwest Spy - 07-23-2013
So what will our Little Royal be like (and others born on July 22):
July 22 Birthday Astrology
By Jill Phillips
Comments
July 22 Cancers are intellectually brilliant yet somewhat emotionally unstable. Their sharp wit and sharper tongue have a way of getting them into more than their share of verbal scrapes. Their edgy charm makes them appealing, yet their personality is an acquired taste.
( ^^ my favorite part)
Friends and Lovers
July 22 natives have more followers than friends, yet when they put their mind to it they can command great affection from their colleagues and associates. In romance, their eccentric, often caustic wit can work against them if a potential love interest grows weary of this constant verbal fencing.
Children and Family
July 22 people may have been raised in an atmosphere of competition, where word battles were tolerated or even encouraged. As parents, they are determined to foster an open dialogue so that their youngsters won't hesitate to come to them with problems.
And from one more source:
If your Birthday is July 22 and your Zodiac Sign is Cancer
Birthday Persona Profile
People born specifically on the 22nd of July are predicted to be intelligent, courageous and honest with the usual Cancerian fragile emotions. The ruling astrological planet that dominates this particular day on the Cancer Leo cusp is Uranus making you likely to be very creative with an ambitious strong self will. If you have this birthday your confidence and pride are not easily deterred by obstacles and you usually have an objective approach to everything. You tend to quickly learn from experience so it is rare for you to make the same mistake twice. This learning method and your optimistic outlook also make you adaptable and alert as well as warm and cheerful. Individuals with a July the twenty second birthday are naturally loyal, affectionate, charming and lucky but may be occasionally prone to doubting themselves and procrastinating. Your witty sharp eloquence can get you into trouble sometimes and you dislike receiving advice.
Work and Finances
Career choices to a person born on the twenty second of July are rarely limited as a result of your mental quickness and adaptability. You are good at picking up new skills with minimum instruction in addition to being adept at working in challenging or changing environments. Your intelligence level, alertness and objectivity compliment your enthusiastic enterprising side and prove you to be a valuable asset within any occupation or workplace. You are ordinarily quite careful when dealing with finances as financial security seems to boost your esteem and give you a sense of contentment.
Personal Relationships
For a Cancer, the person born on the twenty second day of July is typically romantic and a tad flirtatious with a tendency to keep deep feelings a secret. Fairly sociable with a zest for life you often believe that love makes the world go around. Your free spirit is full of loyalty and devotion so you can be cranky and clingy or overly possessive if things are not going to plan romantically. Thoughtful and generous you are a great listener who is happy to compromise and meet a partner half way in order to attempt to keep a love relationship harmonious. Emotionally you are inclined to be a little needy and require warmth and reassurance from a partner. With a soul mate you yearn to be appreciated and feel really wanted before you contemplate long term commitment. In the bedroom you are commonly incredibly passionate, playful and seductive.
Health
Maximum healthiness experienced by those born on July 22nd is not usually a top priority concern as a consequence of an indifferent attitude. You are likely to sometimes take your health for granted despite your ample amounts of common sense. Your small appetite and usual enjoyment of exercise means it is unlikely for you to encounter any weight problems. People born on this day should take the time to get to know exactly what their unique body and mind needs to function at its optimum. Talking openly about personal issues and concerns is also hugely beneficial to overall vitality.
Strengths and Weaknesses
Your main strengths of character are revealed in your plentiful degrees of candidness, fairness, intelligence and success orientated outlook. These favorable traits and your charm, optimism and persistence help you accomplish much and acquire the things you most desire. The principal personality weaknesses for those born on July 22nd are based on your slight lack of self awareness. The appearance of this negative part of your disposition is especially apparent if you are in a stressed out state. It can additionally cause you to be unfavorable in your response to advisory comments from others.
Dreams and Goals
Being born on the 22nd of July usually grants you the view that anything worth having is worthy of lots of effort and patience to obtain it. This opinion and your longing to be challenged direct you to set yourself numerous limitless personalized goals. Aside from livelihood aspirations one of your biggest wishes is for a loving partnership with someone special who shares your ambitions. Dreaming is a time when you may fantasize about living an ideal lifestyle or visiting far off exotic places. Other dreams could feature the opportunity to express your creativity in a worthwhile way.
Birthday Luck and Significance
As you were born on the twenty second day of the month the double two in your birth date totals a Root number of Four. This numerical reference to your birthday has the linked keyword 'Honesty' highlighting your enhanced truthfulness and degrees of sincerity. In Tarot the 22nd card in the Major Arcana picturing the Fool is associated with your birthday. This represents the faith you have in yourself and your fondness for following your heart and living for the moment. The lucky gemstone for July the twenty second birthdays is Topaz, to be worn for improved energies and decisiveness.
Summation
Our Moon is believed to be the strongest influence astrologically on the probabilities of Cancer personalities. The actual day you were born, the twenty second of July is governed by the planet Uranus's power. Therefore your uniqueness is thought determined by the influences of both these celestial bodies. Your original fusion of intellect, courage and sensitivity grant you a balanced perspective and understanding of everything around you. Your cheery optimistic integrity and impartiality are wonderful qualities gaining you a reputation for niceness and acquiring you many friends. If you can identify triggers leading to stress it should help minimize grumpy moods and reduce self doubt or indecision. A concluding thought pertinent for people born on July the 22nd is to not push yourself too hard. It is also advisable to remember that stability and structure are the essential keys necessary to the possibilities of your personal happiness.
RE: The Royals ~ - Maggot - 07-23-2013
I can now say she's a hot looking mama.
