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RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 04:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: I can now say she's a hot looking mama.
I think she is stunning.
An absolute, natural beauty.
RE: The Royals ~ - Midwest Spy - 07-23-2013
She definitely adds value to the Royals' genetics.
A beautiful mum!
RE: The Royals ~ - username - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 04:23 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(07-23-2013, 04:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: I can now say she's a hot looking mama.
I think she is stunning.
An absolute, natural beauty.
Me too.
Maybe something from Diana's family? I gather her father's name was Edward John? I don't follow the royals much but I could see them making an effort to somehow honor his mother since it would have been her first grandchild.
RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 04:29 PM)username Wrote: Maybe something from Diana's family?
Great idea!
And 'Spencer' would work.
RE: The Royals ~ - Carsman - 07-23-2013
Dodi could work!
RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-23-2013
(07-23-2013, 04:47 PM)Carsman Wrote: Dodi could work!
"Hip, hip . . . Harrod's"!
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-23-2013
Stop giving a shit about it please it is estimated over a quarter of English citizens are staunch republicans like me, I would remove and repatriotate them to Germany tomorrow and seize all their assets that belong to us anyway.
Here's your royals krauts we're not paying for the fucks anymore.
RE: The Royals ~ - QueenBee - 07-24-2013
Why the fuss and bother over someone having a baby? Babies are born every minute. It is hard to believe that as soon as the royals do something that people do every single day of the week, it becomes international headlines. Was watching the national news last night and they even had to announce that William changed a diaper. OMG! The father changed a shitty diaper. wow. I am so underimpressed I can hardly contain myself.
We in the US of A ran away and declared our independence of the Royals almost 300 years ago, but we still go all gaga over them. WTF.
RE: The Royals ~ - Maggot - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 09:33 AM)QueenBee Wrote: Why the fuss and bother over someone having a baby? Babies are born every minute. It is hard to believe that as soon as the royals do something that people do every single day of the week, it becomes international headlines. Was watching the national news last night and they even had to announce that William changed a diaper. OMG! The father changed a shitty diaper. wow. I am so underimpressed I can hardly contain myself.
We in the US of A ran away and declared our independence of the Royals almost 300 years ago, but we still go all gaga over them. WTF.
I think its because out of all that comes out of that country they are one of the only things that is good and right. Plus they are adorable with good teeth, and thats also a rarity.
RE: The Royals ~ - QueenBee - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 09:58 AM)Maggot Wrote: [
I think its because out of all that comes out of that country they are one of the only things that is good and right. Plus they are adorable with good teeth, and thats also a rarity.
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Um, Maggot, new born babies do not have teeth. At least the ones I have met.
RE: The Royals ~ - Maggot - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 10:17 AM)QueenBee Wrote:(07-24-2013, 09:58 AM)Maggot Wrote: [
I think its because out of all that comes out of that country they are one of the only things that is good and right. Plus they are adorable with good teeth, and thats also a rarity.
Um, Maggot, new born babies do not have teeth. At least the ones I have met.
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I was talking about the wonderful parents of the post-fetus. But will she breast feed or have a black maid do it?
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-24-2013
Saying all Brits have bad teeth is a bit like me saying all yanks are cunts!
Oh wait!.....
RE: The Royals ~ - Maggot - 07-24-2013
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-24-2013
Being serious though maggotyboo if you think they are so adorable you can have them back for free!
The 25%+ of the UK public who identify themselves as Republicans or anti royal will pay for their one way transatlantic air fares.
Keep James Hewitts kid Harry away from bars and nightclubs though and keep prince Edward away from mens public toilets as well.
RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 09:33 AM)QueenBee Wrote: WTF.
To me it's simple.
They aren't JLo, Snookie, Kim, Sandra, Jolie, Madonna, Simpson, Beyoncé or the other "big fucking deals" the media thrusts upon us.
If births are to be forced upon me, I'd much prefer that it was the birth of this couple's child.
They're white, educated, wealthy, fashion conscious and have fabulous real estate holdings.
Did I mention the baby was white, too?
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 12:17 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: They're educated, wealthy, fashion conscious and have fabulous real estate holdings.
All of which was handed to them on a plate largely at the expense of the UK tax payer.
If you want to finance their lavish and privileged lifestyes please feel free.
I prefer people like Chris Rock who went from scraping leftovers into the garbage at Red Lobster to presenting the Oscars.
RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 12:25 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: If you want to finance their lavish and privileged lifestyes please feel free.
It is a pittance compared to what taxpayers pay to support the multicolored trash who breed and exist due to the forced payments from the responsible.
And after what I've read about the "Exit Tax" and penalties that Afghanistan is charging the US to leave, the Royals are a bargain.
RE: The Royals ~ - ramseycat - 07-24-2013
George Alexander Louis.
I like it.
RE: The Royals ~ - Cynical Ninja - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 12:48 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: the Royals are a bargain.
If you honestly believe that they are on their way over signed, sealed, delivered their yours.
Better start building them some seriously luxurious and exclusively decadent places to live because Buckingham palace, Sandringham, Balmoral etc etc are being sold off and the proceeds are being given back to the UK taxpayers.
They will also be wanting LOTS of free land as well, start by giving them the reservations the bush niggers are used to being buttfucked by white elites by now anyway.
RE: The Royals ~ - BlueTiki - 07-24-2013
(07-24-2013, 02:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: If you honestly believe that they are on their way over signed, sealed, delivered their yours.
. . . start by giving them the reservations the bush niggers are used to being buttfucked by white elites by now anyway.
Here's a little sumpin' for the palaces.
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With the massive decrease in our Negro population due to SYG, surplus entitlement dollars are bursting the vaults!
Detroit is theirs . . . lock, stock and barrel.
And the Natives . . . they're excited at the prospect of using Royal Greeters at their casinos.
Gamblin' American whitey loves them sum ferrin royalty!