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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-26-2011



Jesus Christ

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-26-2011

(04-26-2011, 01:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I hope LC tasers your asses for fuckin' up her wedding thread.

well it is kind of a crime I guess. The people of the UK " those who pay taxes" have been ripped off for 30 million dollars for the wedding.





RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-26-2011

(04-26-2011, 01:27 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Middleton is not a royal, it seems like you would have already known this Opie, you live in the guest apartment of your parents home in the UK, right?

How does your wife feel about freeloading off your parents, is she good with that?



RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-26-2011

go piss on OP somewhere else, this WAS my wedding thread. i'm going to put all the pretty pictures from the wedding here and you are mucking it up. go away.

good idea Duchess. Taser 17

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-26-2011

Page one is very revealing.



RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-26-2011

coolness! police WOMEN are in charge! PolicePolice:B
only women could do this right! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

The wedding planners: Police Commander Christine Jones and the first female Assistant Commissioner Lynne Owens will be in charge of ensuring that the Royal Wedding runs smoothly.

and the beautiful historical Westminster Abbey---> Priest
you should be proud of your heritage OP~~


RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-26-2011



Too cool! Respect-applause

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - BlueTiki - 04-27-2011

(04-26-2011, 03:05 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: coolness! police WOMEN are in charge! PolicePolice:B
only women could do this right! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I always believed that the women in British LE looked like Helen Mirren (Prime Suspect) or Diana Rigg (Avengers).

I'll bet most men wished it were so.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-27-2011

I would plough Helen Mirren until my balls were like shrivelled up raisins.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-27-2011



Hahahaha!

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-27-2011

a dress rehearsal at dawn today~~awesome!
Daily Mail photos

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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-27-2011

hahaha love the headline...story at link.

Bums like this are invited to the royal wedding as fury erupts over snub to Brown and Blair.


Labour was at loggerheads with St James's Palace last night amid a growing row over a royal wedding day 'snub' to Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

Whitehall sources revealed that ministers were not consulted by courtiers over a decision to exclude the two former Labour Prime Ministers from Friday's guest list.

Senior politicians on all sides are surprised at the move because both surviving former Conservative Prime Ministers, Baroness Thatcher and Sir John Major, as well as David Cameron, were invited to see Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot.

Former Prime Ministers Gordon Brown and Tony Blair have not been invited to the wedding.

Among the more controversial guests is Kate's black sheep uncle Gary Goldsmith, who was initially ostracized by the family after being exposed as a cocaine user by a tabloid newspaper.

Also invited to Westminster Abbey are footballer David Beckham, pop star Sir Elton John and Madonna's ex-husband, film director Guy Ritchie.

But the absence of Mr Brown and Mr Blair last night caused Labour MPs to accuse the Royal Family of causing 'gratuitous' offence. They said Government officials should have warned of the potential for political controversy.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380915/Royal-Wedding-guest-list-Gordon-Brown-Tony-Blair-snubbed.html#ixzz1Kj5zm0S3

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-27-2011



Jesus Christ. Honestly, is it anyone's business who they choose to invite? Who are these people that involve themselves in the plans of others. C'mon.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-27-2011

well it is political as well as personal. they say it's not a state occasion, but it sure as hell is! this is the invitation of the year, screw the queen's garden party.

don't you love those horses? 75

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-27-2011

Thatcher turned down the invitation because she is one step away from the gates of hell.

Not be long now before I start singing "ding dong the wicked witch is dead!"

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - QueenBee - 04-27-2011

Is it over yet???106

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-27-2011

I heard there will be a "bullet catcher" on William's coach.

Kate has to hope she has fast reflexes. Smiley_emoticons_slash

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-27-2011



I saw some photos of her last night, she was wearing a kickass red suit with a slender belt around her waist. It was a great look on a very pretty woman. I hope she fully understands what she's getting into, this is not going to be easy.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-28-2011

detailed order of service at Daily Mail.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381426/Full-Order-Service-See-official-souvenir-guide-Royal-Wedding-century-here.html

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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-28-2011

which hat should i wear? they are required.

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