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RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 12-29-2009 Cocksucker! I just realised why I was having a hard time breathing the other day! My cellar flooded so I tore up one of the rugs that was drenched and I decided that I would cut it up so it would be easier to load in the truck. Well I chopped it up and wrapped it with rope but I had a hell of a time breathing (I quit smoking last spring). Well I went out to the garage and started breathing from the oxygen tank on my welder. That helped a little. But the tank that I got from the guy down the street with lung cancer that I traded for all my smokes worked better. Anyways......I think the particles from the rug got stuck in my lungs because I got sick of cutting it and just ended up ripping it apart. I felt like I was gonna freakin die! So on looking back at that day I realize that it was the stupid rug that did it. So if anyone ever experiences the same situation with a rug like that make sure that you stick something on your face like a mask or a wet facecloth wrapped with duct tape around your head. This has been a public service message from Your pal Maggot RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 05:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-28-2009, 10:47 PM)Julie Wrote: I don't care whether Douche is a bigot & I don't care when her acne shows up on her ass. I think we need proof. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 08:17 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: I keep getting emails requesting my money to join wine.com which I find strongly persuasive, however Utah obviously has very strict liquor laws which prevents me from doing so. Damn you, Joseph Smith, damn you to hell! Huh? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh? Holy crap. I'm surprised anyone actually lives there. What a retarded law. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 12:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Cocksucker! How long ago did you tear up the rugs, Maggot? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 01:25 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: I think we need proof. Definitely. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 12-29-2009 Damned if I do ~ Damned if I don't If I did that, you all would start raggin' on me & calling me Sinister. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Cynical Ninja - 12-29-2009 I will accept anything in personal E-mail form. Call it an early birthday present. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 12-29-2009 ::lol::..Dawg RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 01:29 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: How long ago did you tear up the rugs, Maggot? It was only a couple days ago, after ripping it in pieces I had a hell of a time breathing. It was like I could not get enough air, first time that has ever happened it went away 4-5 hours later after hacking up a doormat. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 12-29-2009 Ifeelfattoday.I'msofuckinghungryandIwishIcouldretirebutIlikespendingmoneyJesusChrist*sigh* RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Maggot - 12-29-2009 ............Think of M.F. with Elvis sideburns.......I sometimes dodedodedo. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - Duchess - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh? It sounds "dictator like", actually...I really don't know anything about Utah other than to associate Mormons with it...Now I have all kinds of questions. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 01:42 PM)Duchess Wrote: Only if you did it in leather chaps. ::lol:: RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 01:56 PM)Maggot Wrote:(12-29-2009, 01:29 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: How long ago did you tear up the rugs, Maggot? I'm thinking it might be a mold allergy. Very likely you inundated yourself with mold spores. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 12:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Cocksucker! I don't think it was the rug that was stupid. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh? Mormons run the state, Mormons think alcohol is bad however Mormons are also very acquisitive and realize that alcohol is a cash cow so they jack the price up but still attach crazy laws to it. You should see the hoops you have to jump through if you want anything harder than beer in a restaurant here. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 09:27 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:(12-29-2009, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-29-2009, 08:23 AM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Sure does. Any alcohol received that doesn't go through the state run liquor board is considered bootlegging. People will travel all the way to Idaho to buy booze because they tack on such a large surcharge here and some actually get stopped at the border. Pretty weird, huh? You can't even order wine with your dinner? What's keeping you in Utah? RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - LuMPyPussy - 12-29-2009 You can order wine but the bartender has to come to your table, the waitress can't serve it. You can imagine how long that would take with only one bartender serving the entire restaurant. They might've changed the law since I've bothered to order booze with a meal, because it was such a major pain in the ass. I stay here because I enjoy being employed. I've got one of those jobs that's specific... I'm a workload manager for aircraft bits and pieces. I doubt I could find anything in the civilian sector that pays as well. RE: The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread - SyberBitch - 12-29-2009 (12-29-2009, 09:32 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: You can order wine but the bartender has to come to your table, the waitress can't serve it. You can imagine how long that would take with only one bartender serving the entire restaurant. Damn... can't they transfer you? Surely there are other .mil plants doing the same kind of stuff? |