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Dickie goes to the firing range - Lady Cop - 07-11-2011
just kidding, it's not Dick
turn on speakers.
Derek "Tex" Grebner, who describes himself on his YouTube channel as "a pretty unprofessional outdoors show host and an unbiased online gear reviewer," accidentally shot himself in the leg with a Kimber Pro Carry II .45 while drawing his weapon.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Duchess - 07-11-2011
Hahahaha! I just fucking shot myself! On camera too, dude.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - IMaDick - 07-11-2011
Holy shit! RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Cynical Ninja - 07-11-2011
Even dick isn't stupid enough to shoot himself, unarmed people and kids were his speciality as an officer of the law.
Who should the cowboy shoot dick?, nobody!, remember?
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - IMaDick - 07-11-2011
He in fact shot no one OP go back and look.
Too bad you weren't around when I was wearing brown, I'm pretty sure I could have arrested you for self abuse and lude sexual conduct in a public place.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Lady Cop - 07-11-2011
i wonder if the asshole would have hit the target at that distance.
he probably lives in a bunker with robodoom.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Cynical Ninja - 07-11-2011
(07-11-2011, 01:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote: lude sexual conduct in a public place.
I would never play my lude in a public place.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - IMaDick - 07-11-2011
the Lute is a stringed musical instrument,Idiot, I guess you have had this wrong for a long time and probably wondered why when you were blowing those guys in the subway why music didn't come out?
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Lady Cop - 07-11-2011
did you mean LEWD?
as in lewd and lascivious?
or 'lude as in quaalude?
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Lady Cop - 02-25-2012
duh..let's see if this vest works...ow ow ow
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Duchess - 02-25-2012
Hahaha! Stupid fucker. I just knew he was going to have a southern accent.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Lady Cop - 02-25-2012
if he had any sense at all, he could have put the vest on a ham and shot it. same damn difference. what a fool. one of Darwin's future winners.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Cracker - 02-25-2012
(02-25-2012, 11:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I just knew he was going to have a southern accent.
Wut? You mean like Bill Clinton? (The state outline does appear to be Georgia. *sigh* I told you I live among idiots.)
That looks like a trailer.
Why didn't he just take the vest off to shoot at?
Jesus Christ.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Duchess - 02-25-2012
(02-25-2012, 02:23 PM)Cracker Wrote: Wut? You mean like Bill Clinton?
Not at all like Bill, Bill is head & shoulders better than the average dumb hick southerner...I'd say more like Dumbya but I don't think he can be considered southern, the dumb part applies nonetheless.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - IMaDick - 02-25-2012
The North got us into this mess they should have to be the ones to get us out of it.
Go Obama.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Cracker - 02-25-2012
Texans consider themselves Southerners. They fought for the Confederacy under General Hood.
Texas regiments also defended Atlanta. They fought all the way down through Tennessee and lost half their troops in the Battle of Atlanta.
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Fucking Yankees.
There is a beauty in the Southern culture. I'll start a thread sometime. The rednecks down here were either poor white trash from the beginning (many fought on the Union side: the start of the Entitlement Era can be traced there) and many were carpet baggers from the North. True Southerners are the kindest, most polite, and proudest people you will ever meet.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Duchess - 02-25-2012
I'm proud to be a Yankee.
You leave Bill alone or I'll make Ronny look like a monkey & post his photo all over Mock.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - IMaDick - 02-25-2012
(02-25-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You leave Bill alone or I'll make Ronny look like a monkey & post his photo all over Mock.
He won't care, He's dead.
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Duchess - 02-25-2012
I don't care what HE thinks, it's all about Cracker. WTF Dick. Hahaha!
RE: Dickie goes to the firing range - Cracker - 02-25-2012
Did you watch that PBS show about Clinton? I can't remember why I hated Hillary. I think the health care thing (we blame Obama, but Clinton [mostly Hillary] started that shit).
Tell me why you are proud to be a Yankee. I'm seriously interested. I completely understand Southern values and tradition (and the free spirit of the West), but haven't been Up North much. I see Maggot as the consummate Yankee ala Yankee Workshop. How about the rest of you? Explain it to Cracker.
Don't fuck with Ronnie. That is bad karma. Besides, he was a rich cowboy. I can't see you hating that.