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For all you single ladies - AWOLINFL - 08-02-2011

For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to find your mate, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Bemymommyaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz...and especially his third cousin, Beatinyoaz!!


RE: For all you single ladies - IMaDick - 08-02-2011

jsmom, meet jsmom.

You two should get along very well.


RE: For all you single ladies - kitty1 - 08-02-2011

You started a whole new thread for that!!??? What does your user name stand for? A Weird Old Lady IN FLorida??


RE: For all you single ladies - cladking - 08-03-2011

Shouldn't they also avoid Soddamaz and Divanaz.

There are all sorts of Sorriazes.


RE: For all you single ladies - aussiefriend - 08-03-2011

I love this thread, I went out with Dumbaz, Cheapaz, and Fagaz


RE: For all you single ladies - aussiefriend - 08-03-2011

What about Aggressiveaz


RE: For all you single ladies - IMaDick - 08-03-2011

jsmom and jsmom meet jsmom, you three should get along just fine.