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Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
RE: Obama one liners - Carsman - 08-27-2011
RE: Obama one liners - HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2011
Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?
A. Blame it on George Bush.
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.
RE: Obama one liners - HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2011
"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
(08-27-2011, 01:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.
George Bush knocked Sally up.
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
Sally is going to fuck you up.
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
(08-27-2011, 03:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Sally is going to fuck you up.
Why me? you started it.
You said "everything" .
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
George Bush made santa's sleigh too small.
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
*too*
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
Also...Santa should be capitalized.
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
Only if I used the last Claus in the basket would it need to be capitolized, besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.
RE: Obama one liners - Lady Cop - 08-27-2011
(08-27-2011, 03:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.
i'm not biting.
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
Don't you fuck with me when it comes to proper grammar, Paco.
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
RE: Obama one liners - Duchess - 08-27-2011
*too*
RE: Obama one liners - Lady Cop - 08-27-2011
(08-27-2011, 03:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
God, he's thicker than my ass Duchess!
he missed post 14 too
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
I have a limited number of "O's" to use.
Maggot has been hording them.
RE: Obama one liners - IMaDick - 08-27-2011
(08-27-2011, 03:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:(08-27-2011, 03:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
God, he's thicker than my ass Duchess!
he missed post 14 too "ALSO" Let's get it all right or none of it right OK little girl?