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C'mon Bitches! - Maggot - 12-16-2011
Yeah, thats right twinkle the lights fantastic bitches. I will be in the Toys-R-us parking lot Saturday morning at 5:30 AM. They are having a sale 50% off all toys in the Goddamn store and Ima gonna get all the Woody, slinky, toy story,monster high shit I can fuckin find.
Yup, I am spending at least 150.00 on my kids this year and this sale will save my ass. I will be there early and will be willing to elbow any bitch that gets in my fucking way, You wanna play woobly wheel with MY shopping cart fuckers and your gonna get maced with this can of silly string tucked under my armpit bitch.
After I may have a nice breakfast all alone. Thats right....all....alone! Me the waitress, my coffee and runny eggs with bacon.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Lady Cop - 12-16-2011
how do you want your body parts disposed?
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Cracker - 12-16-2011
Is it online, too? I have my eye another toy for my sweeties...
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Maggot - 12-16-2011
I don't..........I don't fucking know, all I know is it was on the radio this morning and I'm finishing my shit right there, right then. I will be there with a fresh coffee and a doobie @ 5:30 AM with spurs on.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Duchess - 12-16-2011
You're too cool, Maggotyboo.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - sally - 12-16-2011
I'd rather pay full price and keep my sanity. The whole peace on earth, good will towards men kinda goes down the drain when you have to punch a bitch in the face and the poor store clerk gets trampled to death.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - username - 12-16-2011
You're so fucked. Do you know how much impenetrable plastic, twistie ties, batteries, and assembly you're going to have to deal with at Christmas? I swear, they wrap those toys up tighter than a nuclear bomb these days.
Have fun. Wear running shoes.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - sally - 12-16-2011
(12-16-2011, 09:57 PM)username Wrote: You're so fucked. Do you know how much impenetrable plastic, twistie ties, batteries, and assembly you're going to have to deal with at Christmas? I swear, they wrap those toys up tighter than a nuclear bomb these days.
I hate that. You pretty much need someone with a screwdriver and snips willing to devote their entire day taking shit out of boxes.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - aussiefriend - 12-16-2011
Me too, I'd rather pay full price and avoid the hassle. You know it does get to a point where it is tacky and tasteless to squabble over trivial amounts of money. I have done my shopping the other day. I spent a heap of cash, but there were still women there with tattoos on their shoulder and other parts. Rough as.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - FAHQTOO - 12-16-2011
but there were still women there with tattoos on their shoulder and other parts. Rough as.
Is it just me? Yeah, it probably is.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - aussiefriend - 12-17-2011
(12-16-2011, 11:03 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: but there were still women there with tattoos on their shoulder and other parts. Rough as.
Nah, it's me. I am abit anal bout those sort of things. Can't stand tattoos its a personal thing. I think the people I see with them are often devoid of class. That's just me.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Maggot - 12-17-2011
I'm on my way and I pity the fool that gets in my way.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Duchess - 12-17-2011
Maggot is in the thick of it now. He better come back with a funny story.
RE: C'mon Bitches! - Maggot - 12-17-2011
I got there early and said great! The first one in the parking lot. Then they opened the doors, I rushed in, grabbed a cart and realized that the sale was last Wed and I was the only one in the store.
Breakfast was good though!
RE: C'mon Bitches! - aussiefriend - 12-17-2011
(12-17-2011, 11:35 AM)Maggot Wrote: I got there early and said great! The first one in the parking lot. Then they opened the doors, I rushed in, grabbed a cart and realized that the sale was last Wed and I was the only one in the store.
Breakfast was good though!
Classic! Loved it. That should have been on video and up on youtube. Very funny.