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YOUR TOMBSTONE - Duchess - 01-18-2012
What will it say on your tombstone?
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Teacher - 01-18-2012
Not answering your question but made me think of something on a marker in our local cemetery. The young widow of an elderly man (my cousin) had this engraved on his tombstone:
"I told you I loved you, but I lied." Is that unbelievable?
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - thekid65 - 01-18-2012
Cremation is my wish, no tombstone here. Sprinkle my shit all over Augusta National and I'll be fine.
Here's an old site you can use to create a tombstone if that's your wish.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Duchess - 06-27-2012
"She was a pack of black cats in a red paper wrapper".
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - crash - 06-27-2012
I told them I was sick
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Maggot - 06-27-2012
(06-27-2012, 09:42 AM)crash Wrote: I told them I was sick
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - LuciferLynn - 06-27-2012
I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Ma Huang Sor - 06-27-2012
"Tits or GTFO"
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - ramseycat - 06-27-2012
(06-27-2012, 10:45 AM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I'm being cremated and I want my ashes spread over the mall of america.
that's a good idea. shopping for eternity. except I don't want to be cremated. I guess they could just cut me up and bury parts of me all over the mall.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Ma Huang Sor - 06-27-2012
I want the breasts and thighs.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Carsman - 06-27-2012
I found out too late
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - ramseycat - 06-27-2012
(06-27-2012, 11:31 AM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I want the breasts and thighs.
You can find the breasts and thighs buried in Vicky's.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Donovan - 06-27-2012
I want to be cremated, processed and added as a secret ingredient in a popular feminine hygiene product, just so I can have one last taste.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Ma Huang Sor - 06-27-2012
![[Image: fleet_enema_twins.jpg]](https://secure.llamaproducts.com/assets/product_pics/fleet_enema_twins.jpg)
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Donovan - 06-27-2012
Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Riotgear - 06-27-2012
"Died before he could think of something cool to write here"
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Ma Huang Sor - 06-27-2012
(06-27-2012, 12:15 PM)Donovan Wrote: Eh, what the hell, as long as it's a female using it. And the bright side is I wouldn't even have to get her really drunk first.
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Maggot - 09-09-2020
"I'm just going to get the mail"
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Maggot - 09-09-2020
This thread just gave me a great idea.
Ask me what your last words will be, I'll start.......
Clang: "That fucker is gonna splash me with that pudd............."
RE: YOUR TOMBSTONE - Maggot - 09-09-2020
Duchess: " I just LOVE these shoes!"