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Forsale ! - IMaDick - 01-23-2012

One slightly twisted, Asshat under powered,with a few dents and cracks,one owner,low miles used very little,rode only when nothing else was available.

shipping from Austrailia is included in the sales price which is a low $49.95 comes complete without a brain.

Can be seen inside the padded cell at your local nutcase compact dealer.








RE: Forsale ! - ramseycat - 01-23-2012

You are such an ass.


RE: Forsale ! - FAHQTOO - 01-23-2012

(01-23-2012, 02:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: One slightly twisted, Asshat under powered,with a few dents and cracks,one owner,low miles used very little,rode only when nothing else was available.

shipping from Austrailia is included in the sales price which is a low $49.95 comes complete without a brain.

Can be seen inside the padded cell at your local nutcase compact dealer.



Or, next to the pot incinerator.




RE: Forsale ! - IMaDick - 01-23-2012

(01-23-2012, 02:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You are such an ass.

As luck would have it we have one here in the US that is availble for the same deal with shipping anywhere in the world.

If this one doesn't sell we will be donating it to the local landfill.








RE: Forsale ! - Maggot - 01-23-2012

hah


RE: Forsale ! - Duchess - 01-23-2012



I'm interested!

Slaves. *happy dance*



RE: Forsale ! - JsMom - 01-23-2012

Mexicans? Those are the only slaves you can slightly trust. You said you couldn't trust the blacks. Mexicans will look like cockroaches all over your pastures. You sure you want that?


RE: Forsale ! - username - 01-24-2012

(01-23-2012, 02:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: hah


Hey Ramsey, in case you didn't notice, Maggot just laughed at the thought of you being tossed in to a landfill.

Was there any pre-nup? This could get ugly.



RE: Forsale ! - Duchess - 01-24-2012

(01-23-2012, 10:33 PM)JsMom Wrote: You said you couldn't trust the blacks.


I don't recall saying I couldn't trust blacks. Got a link to that post?





RE: Forsale ! - JsMom - 01-24-2012

I'll have to go search for it. It was in the crime form. I shouldn't say blacks because it was a black felon. I was just pickin' with you anyways. I offered you a black felon as a slave. You replied...I have to be able to trust my slaves.


RE: Forsale ! - Duchess - 01-24-2012



You don't have to search for it, I recall saying that about a black criminal.



RE: Forsale ! - JsMom - 01-24-2012

Although, There is a Beverly Hillbilly by the name of Barney. If you'd like to try him out. He's white and He's FREE!


RE: Forsale ! - IMaDick - 01-24-2012

(01-24-2012, 08:50 AM)JsMom Wrote: Although, There is a Beverly Hillbilly by the name of Barney. If you'd like to try him out. He's white and He's FREE!

This is my flesh sale, keep the fuck out of it with your free stuff.




RE: Forsale ! - Duchess - 01-24-2012



'bout time you took care of the riff raff.



RE: Forsale ! - JsMom - 01-24-2012

If it's free it wasn't worth paying for in the first place...Smiley_emoticons_wink


RE: Forsale ! - IMaDick - 01-24-2012

(01-24-2012, 03:10 PM)JsMom Wrote: If it's free it wasn't worth paying for in the first place...Smiley_emoticons_wink

Which is why we have single moms.




RE: Forsale ! - JsMom - 01-24-2012

hah Jeezus! Dick, be nice to the single moms. Moms on the war path are a death wish waiting to happen.


RE: Forsale ! - ramseycat - 01-24-2012

(01-24-2012, 03:14 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-24-2012, 03:10 PM)JsMom Wrote: If it's free it wasn't worth paying for in the first place...Smiley_emoticons_wink

Which is why we have single moms.

Wow. Why all the hate on single moms Dick?


RE: Forsale ! - IMaDick - 01-24-2012

Perception is everything, well that and context comprehension.


RE: Forsale ! - LuciferLynn - 01-24-2012

And what is your perception on single Moms?