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RE: Aussie intervention thread - Cracker - 02-14-2012
(02-14-2012, 10:31 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: What the fuck would those two fat-asses even do together? Bake love cakes with frosting and feed it to each other? I'm fucking gagging over here.
Which two?
I think you can't bring yourself to type names sometimes. Is that the case? Is it true disgust you feel then? Cracker wants to know.
Is it the licking of frosting off the fingers that made you man-prissy? It is time to analyze MF, so please play along.
I bet I have written a book here. At least a novella. If I were motivated at all, I would do a "Best of Cracker" thread.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Maggot - 02-14-2012
I figured you were in bed with two dogs and a cat looking for a canary!
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Cracker - 02-14-2012
I don't let animals sleep in my bed. I don't let the dog sleep with the kid, either. He has a bed. Of course, he sneaks in my room during the day if he gets out of his crate. Not to sleep, though, but to drag food out of the trash into my clean bed. Hate it when he does that. He knows it, too. Still does it every chance he gets. Nowhere else but MY bed. Asshole. Doesn't even tip the trashcan over. Really quite amazing. Asshole.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Maggot - 02-14-2012
I'm sorry, I meant goat.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Cracker - 02-14-2012
(02-14-2012, 10:49 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't let animals sleep in my bed.
(02-14-2012, 11:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm sorry, I meant goat.
Do I need to report you two? Goats are not people. They are not fair game. They are not cute, sexy, or available. Yes, they are cheap, but still...
RE: Aussie intervention thread - aussiefriend - 02-14-2012
Hey, HoTD I posted that at 4am. I having been doing some online stuff and posting to you in the meantime. If you want me to concede I will, but I think it should go to trial.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - HairOfTheDog - 02-15-2012
(02-14-2012, 11:53 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Hey, HoTD I posted that at 4am. I having been doing some online stuff and posting to you in the meantime. If you want me to concede I will, but I think it should go to trial.
tis all good...
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Middle Finger - 02-15-2012
(02-14-2012, 10:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-14-2012, 10:31 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: What the fuck would those two fat-asses even do together? Bake love cakes with frosting and feed it to each other? I'm fucking gagging over here.
Which two?
I think you can't bring yourself to type names sometimes. Is that the case? Is it true disgust you feel then? Cracker wants to know.
Is it the licking of frosting off the fingers that made you man-prissy? It is time to analyze MF, so please play along.
I bet I have written a book here. At least a novella. If I were motivated at all, I would do a "Best of Cracker" thread.
Which two? Aussie and her boyfriend, as clearly indicated in the post above mine. Catch up, book bitch.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - HairOfTheDog - 07-20-2012
In Dick's absence, I re-open this thread hoping that no new posts will be necessary. But, just in case they are...
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Midwest Spy - 07-20-2012
Just re-read this entire thread and there's no denying that our Aussie friend is highly entertaining!
Come back, Aussie!
That was for 'Shane' fans everywhere.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - pspence - 07-20-2012
(02-14-2012, 06:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: At least aussie is funny sometimes. There is another member who is boring and stupid ALL the time. Is that why most of us ignore her?
By all means share ...don't leave us in suspense...
RE: Aussie intervention thread - username - 07-20-2012
(07-20-2012, 09:09 PM)pspence Wrote:(02-14-2012, 06:30 PM)Cracker Wrote: At least aussie is funny sometimes. There is another member who is boring and stupid ALL the time. Is that why most of us ignore her?
By all means share ...don't leave us in suspense...
PS, pretending to be ignorant just makes you look ignorant and juvenile. Take a WILD guess who she's referring to.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - pspence - 07-20-2012
Aussie you are adorable...don't let the bitches get you down.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - JsMom - 07-20-2012
Come back, Aussie.
Don't you dare act like these men around here. 
I know you're tougher then that.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - username - 07-21-2012
Cow-ward.
Lots of them around these days.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Cracker - 07-21-2012
You should make them virgins again. Or make them put numbers behind their name so we can tell which fit incarnation they are on: aussiefriend III and ImADick V.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-21-2012
Hey OZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If yer lurkin, start perkin instead
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Duchess - 07-21-2012
(07-21-2012, 05:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: put numbers behind their name so we can tell which fit incarnation they are on
Marvelous idea.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Ma Huang Sor - 07-21-2012
You'll get wrinkles furrowing your brow like that, dear.
RE: Aussie intervention thread - Duchess - 07-21-2012
I'll get me some botox or other cosmetic filler.
