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RE: what's for dinner? - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Steak, potatos and corn on the cob. Its my parent's 43rd wedding anniversary today.

There will be lots of hints lying around the house today trying to get you and your brother the fuck out of their house once and for all.

“Married 43 years, we're old, please fuck off and leave us alone”


RE: what's for dinner? - Maggot - 07-18-2013

(06-28-2013, 12:52 PM)QueenBee Wrote: I have taken some shrimp from the freezer. That is about as far as I have gotten in my dinner plans. BTW, isn't the term "JUMBO shrimp" an oxymoron? But they sure do taste good.

I like the texture of shrimp.


RE: what's for dinner? - ramseycat - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 02:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Steak, potatos and corn on the cob. Its my parent's 43rd wedding anniversary today.

There will be lots of hints lying around the house today trying to get you and your brother the fuck out of their house once and for all.

“Married 43 years, we're old, please fuck off and leave us alone”

True. Clangs parents live their sons but want some peace and quiet in their golden years. Financial security. It's time to get out Clang.


RE: what's for dinner? - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 02:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: True. Clangs parents live their sons but want some peace and quiet in their golden years. Financial security. It's time to get out Clang.

We both know that's never gonna happen Ramsey, fatboy has spent so much time in his life out of work sitting around scratching his balls he's become allergic to hard work of any kind.

If I had a son like him I would disown him in a heartbeat.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 02:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Steak, potatos and corn on the cob. Its my parent's 43rd wedding anniversary today.

There will be lots of hints lying around the house today trying to get you and your brother the fuck out of their house once and for all.

“Married 43 years, we're old, please fuck off and leave us alone”

Lol...no. But when I told my mom I won the ipod at the job fair she did say "I wish you had won a job instead."


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 02:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: It's time to get out Clang.

Ok then.

*is buried and suffocated under the mountain of job rejection letters*

Oh well I tried.hah


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 01:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Its my parent's 43rd wedding anniversary today.


That calls for chocolate cake.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the cake I'm going to make.Blowing-kisses


What a nice surprise, a nasty old Duncan Hines cake. Why don't you just tie them up in the basement and force feed them their own puke.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 07:40 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Its my parent's 43rd wedding anniversary today.


That calls for chocolate cake.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the cake I'm going to make.Blowing-kisses


What a nice surprise, a nasty old Duncan Hines cake. Why don't you just tie them up in the basement and force feed them their own puke.

Fuck cake mixes. I make my cake and frosting from scratch.

Anyways, I got too lazy/its so fucking hot/it got too late that we postponed the anniversary dinner until tommorrow. We had leftover chicken salad made from leftover chicken, mayonnaise, olives, corn, and onion. I added some cheese, hot sauce, and Old Bay to my portion. It was delicious.


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 09:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Fuck cake mixes. I make my cake and frosting from scratch.

Out of all your fucking lies this one is with out a doubt the worst.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 07-18-2013

(07-18-2013, 09:57 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 09:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Fuck cake mixes. I make my cake and frosting from scratch.

Out of all your fucking lies this one is with out a doubt the worst.

No lies. Cake mix/brownie mix is nasty shit(literally). If I'm going to eat something and get fat it had better be delicious.


RE: what's for dinner? - Cynical Ninja - 07-19-2013

(07-18-2013, 09:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I got too lazy

No you ARE too lazy, it is your default setting fatty.

You couldn't even organise a celebration dinner on the actual day of your parents anniversary because you are too fat and lazy you worthless pile of puke.


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 08-18-2013



I baked a cake today - devils food w/coconut/pecan frosting. Yes, from a box mix. 86

I just made a big garden salad - from the field to the table.

I'm defrosting a rib eye & there will be shrimps too.

I forgot the corn on the cob. How could I :(

Cluck Cluck Cluck



RE: what's for dinner? - Cynical Ninja - 08-19-2013

Don't forget the crab!

Lol.


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 08-19-2013

Garlic horse with steamed veggies and rice.


RE: what's for dinner? - Mohammed - 08-20-2013

Braised Veal Brisket, Baseball Bat smashed Potatoes, Very Young Green Peas and Hollandaise.


RE: what's for dinner? - Cynical Ninja - 08-20-2013

(08-19-2013, 08:52 PM)sally Wrote: Garlic horse with steamed veggies and rice.

Garlic dobbin?

Neigh thank you.


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 08-20-2013

Tonight's dinner will be veal marsala. It probably won't be particularly tender, however, since it's from a rodeo calf whose neck was snapped and not a milk fed one that lived in a dark, cramped cell.


RE: what's for dinner? - Cynical Ninja - 08-20-2013

I won't eat veal anymore now either, or lamb.


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 08-26-2013

I bought some cube steak, fried it up for country fried steak with gravy and it has a faint taste of liver. Yuck. Now I have liver fried steak and my house smells like an old nigger lives here.

What was I thinking, I went to the grocery store with something healthy in mind and came back with fried steak, mashed potatoes, country gravy and broccoli with cheese sauce.


RE: what's for dinner? - crash - 08-26-2013

I hope it wasn't that icky white semi-viscous paper mâché glue like shit you all pass off as gravy. That stuff is barf worthy.