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RE: what's for dinner? - Maggot - 05-07-2015

You see babies, I see lunch.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 05-07-2015

(05-07-2015, 08:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: You see babies, I see lunch.

Is baby deer meat tastier(never had venison)? I wouldn't want you killing the baby deers either. Kill the adult deers.


RE: what's for dinner? - Love Child - 05-08-2015

Those pictures are precious Duchess!


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 05-08-2015

(05-08-2015, 04:26 AM)Love Child Wrote: Those pictures are precious Duchess!


Thanks! I'm not a very good photographer (compared to some in here) but it's fun for me nonetheless, except for when the geese chase me. Do you know how hard it is to laugh and run at the same time? Hard!



RE: what's for dinner? - Maggot - 05-08-2015

(05-07-2015, 11:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 08:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: You see babies, I see lunch.

Is baby deer meat tastier(never had venison)? I wouldn't want you killing the baby deers either. Kill the adult deers.

Venison is any wild game and I wouldn't shoot a baby unless it had a broken leg or something.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 05-08-2015

(05-08-2015, 09:34 AM)Maggot Wrote: Venison is any wild game

Oh. noes. I learned something at Mock. Time to post something stupid and try to forget my "lurning".


RE: what's for dinner? - Blindgreed1 - 05-08-2015

(05-07-2015, 06:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-07-2015, 06:26 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I will bring my moster truck that has the gun rack in the back window and run over all them baby deers for ya. We'll toss em in the bed of the truck and road trip up to Maggs so that he can pick the back straps out of the grill and cook em up propper for us! hah


*gasp* Are you insane! Stay away from my babies, mister.

I feed my wildlife, they don't feed me.

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hah Yeah I remember these pics. That's why I typed it Blowing-kisses


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 05-17-2015



I need some easy salad recipes. Fucking hell.



RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 05-18-2015

Pussy.
-future Clang


RE: what's for dinner? - Duchess - 05-18-2015



Pussy - it's what's for dinner.

hah Goddamn I love this place.



RE: what's for dinner? - ramseycat - 05-18-2015

Oven fried chicken. Sautéed asparagus. Maybe some potatoes.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 05-18-2015

(05-18-2015, 11:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Pussy - it's what's for dinner.

hah Goddamn I love this place.
Future Clang's pussy dinner is fading from the timeline. Spent almost a half hour in FB chat and still can't get first date set up. She's all hi baby, can you send me your pic for my phone background?


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 05-18-2015

She calls you baby? Oh god.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 05-18-2015

I know. Aggressive and creepy, right? We haven't even had the first date.


RE: what's for dinner? - sally - 05-18-2015

And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.


RE: what's for dinner? - Clang McFly - 05-18-2015

(05-18-2015, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
Yes I've seen her pic. I've been FB chatting with her. She's short and skinny.


RE: what's for dinner? - FAHQTOO - 05-18-2015

(05-18-2015, 01:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-18-2015, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
Yes I've seen her pic. I've been FB chatting with her. She's short and skinny.

The fact that she wants to have your pic on her phone when you haven't even met is kind of creepy.

I see red flags...but you need to get laid before you die. Ignore the red flags...most people do.


RE: what's for dinner? - HairOfTheDog - 05-18-2015

(05-18-2015, 08:40 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I see red flags...but you need to get laid before you die. Ignore the red flags...most people do.

Smiley_emoticons_smile

I agree.


RE: what's for dinner? - Blindgreed1 - 05-19-2015

(05-18-2015, 08:40 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-18-2015, 01:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-18-2015, 12:59 PM)sally Wrote: And you've seen a picture of this woman? I'm betting you're gonna have to roll her in flour to find your pussy dinner.
Yes I've seen her pic. I've been FB chatting with her. She's short and skinny.

The fact that she wants to have your pic on her phone when you haven't even met is kind of creepy.

I see red flags...but you need to get laid before you die. Ignore the red flags...most people do.
This. Hit and forget it. Close your FB account and keep close tabs on your pets.


RE: what's for dinner? - HairOfTheDog - 05-19-2015

That's terrible advice, Gunnar.

A 40-year-old male virgin who has a woman showing a lot of interest shouldn't run for the hills just because she seems a little weird and obsessive. It's not like he would be widely considered an ideal romantic partner himself.

He might hit it and find her to be crazy fun and likeable -- Clang could overlook some of her odd tendencies and character flaws in that case.

I mean, he's gonna have to introduce her to his cross-dressing at some point if this relationship ever gets off the ground and goes anywhere -- the fact that she's a little strange might make her more likely to be accepting of that than most women. Give and take and all...