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The Perfect Vagina - Ma Huang Sor - 06-25-2012




RE: The Perfect Vagina - cladking - 06-25-2012

I've always said women are funny creatures.

There's no such thing as a vagina that isn't perfect. If they want to worry about something then worry about having pretty lips.

And if a guy doesn't think you have pretty lips then find a new guy.

(or new technique)


RE: The Perfect Vagina - cladking - 06-25-2012

I don't understand why anyone would want to mutilate herself like this.


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Maggot - 06-25-2012

I backed out when they mentioned "surgery" and started filling syringes with stuff and squirting it about, some things are better left unseen.


RE: The Perfect Vagina - SIXFOOTERsez - 06-26-2012

I think we have a thread or post in here somewhere from last year sometime.
Having seen my share of the subject body parts I know that some definately look nicer than others, children don't necessarily have anything to do with it. Some are quite attractive (yes I know thats very subjective) Others look like an axe wound.
Pictures are available


RE: The Perfect Vagina - LeVamp - 06-26-2012

No matter what angle i look at it from...it's still gonna be a Twat


RE: The Perfect Vagina - crash - 06-26-2012

Must be a cunt of a view...


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Duchess - 06-26-2012



I think it's silly but like cosmetic enhancements if it helps someone feel better about themselves then go for it, however I have to believe that any kitty can be made to feel pretty as long as it is loved.



RE: The Perfect Vagina - LeVamp - 06-26-2012

(06-26-2012, 08:11 AM)crash Wrote: Must be a cunt of a view...

For some prick anyway... hah


RE: The Perfect Vagina - crash - 06-26-2012

No need to be snappy..


RE: The Perfect Vagina - LeVamp - 06-26-2012

Tis better than being flappy i suppose


RE: The Perfect Vagina - ramseycat - 06-26-2012

(06-26-2012, 08:45 AM)LeVamp Wrote: Tis better than being flappy i suppose

hah


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Donovan - 06-26-2012

All the beauty in the world can't mask an ugly soul. Our flaws and blemishes make us who we are and unless some physical trait is adversely affecting your life it's better to go with a natural improvement over surgery.


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Maggot - 06-26-2012

I think ma is a felcher. Ma have you been felching?


RE: The Perfect Vagina - sally - 06-26-2012

(06-26-2012, 09:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: All the beauty in the world can't mask an ugly soul. Our flaws and blemishes make us who we are and unless some physical trait is adversely affecting your life it's better to go with a natural improvement over surgery.


How do you naturally improve a vagina that looks like a kleenex pulled halfway out of the box?


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012

You blow your nose in it, of course.


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Duchess - 06-26-2012

Hahaha


RE: The Perfect Vagina - JsMom - 06-26-2012

(06-26-2012, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-26-2012, 09:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: All the beauty in the world can't mask an ugly soul. Our flaws and blemishes make us who we are and unless some physical trait is adversely affecting your life it's better to go with a natural improvement over surgery.


How do you naturally improve a vagina that looks like a kleenex pulled halfway out of the box?

gross! Smiley_emoticons_fies I'm glad my lips are tucked nicely inside. Bass Ass Grin


RE: The Perfect Vagina - Donovan - 06-26-2012

(06-26-2012, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-26-2012, 09:13 AM)Donovan Wrote: All the beauty in the world can't mask an ugly soul. Our flaws and blemishes make us who we are and unless some physical trait is adversely affecting your life it's better to go with a natural improvement over surgery.


How do you naturally improve a vagina that looks like a kleenex pulled halfway out of the box?

Work really closely together and see if you can lick the problem. If that don't work teach her to enjoy doggy style by candlelight. Never saw an ugly pussy but I have had to squint a couple times.


RE: The Perfect Vagina - HairOfTheDog - 06-26-2012

(06-26-2012, 11:38 AM)Donovan Wrote: Work really closely together and see if you can lick the problem. If that don't work teach her to enjoy doggy style by candlelight. Never saw an ugly pussy but I have had to squint a couple times.

Damn it. All these years I've been enjoying that scenario because it feels so good and I believed that my teachers really liked my back and ass...

Now, I gotta wonder. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch