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TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Jibbles - 07-25-2012
![[Image: jonah-blue1-1342538001.jpg]](http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2012/07/jonah-blue1-1342538001.jpg)
A man with the world's largest penis sparked a security scare - after airport staff thought he might have been concealing a "weapon".
Jonah Falcon, 41, was subjected to a rigorous patdown at San Francisco International Airport after Transport Security Administration (TSA) officers spotted his "noticeable package" and thought he was trying to smuggle a weapon on board
But it turned out the only thing he was "smuggling" was his enormous manhood.
The New Yorker even had powder sprinkled on his pants to check for explosives, was taken through an X-ray body scanner, and led passed a metal detector.
According to the Huffington Post, John said: "I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time.
"One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.' I said, 'It's my d***.
"He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands.
"They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."
Mr Falcon appendage has made him something of a celebrity in America, where he featured in a HBO documentary, and also appeared on a host of chat shows to talk about his prize piece, which measures nine inches limp and 13.5 inches erect.
![[Image: jonah-gold1.jpg]](http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2012/07/jonah-gold1.jpg)
He as been offered numerous porn roles, but has declined to go down that route.
According to The Sun, Mr Falcon added: "Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.
"I'm just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they'll know. "You'd think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."
Source: http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/17/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-sparks-airport-security-scare/
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Maggot - 04-15-2020
Clangs previous job before the DMV.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Rootilda - 04-15-2020
Scared me, I thought Jibbles was back.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - BigMark - 04-15-2020
Scared me, huge fucking cock.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - sally - 04-15-2020
Holy moly.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - BigMark - 04-15-2020
Would that even feel good?
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - sally - 04-15-2020
I dont believe it would. I can picture it hitting my ovaries and stuff.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Rootilda - 04-15-2020
He might not be a grower. If that's the case, he's not *that* big.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - sally - 04-15-2020
9 inches is ok, but apparently he grows to 13.5.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Clang McFly - 04-15-2020
(04-15-2020, 08:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clangs previous job before the DMV.Was working the graveyard shift as a cashier at the Watervliet Price Chopper. Thank God for my state job, I don't think I could have handled being on the front lines during this pandemic.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - MirahM - 04-15-2020
I'll have some nice fantasies tonight.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - BigMark - 04-16-2020
Of the gigantic dong variety?
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - sally - 04-16-2020
(04-15-2020, 11:40 PM)MirahM Wrote: I'll have some nice fantasies tonight.Of Clang pounding you with his 13 inch dick at the Price Chopper?
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Rootilda - 04-16-2020
(04-15-2020, 10:47 PM)sally Wrote: 9 inches is ok, but apparently he grows to 13.5.
Changed my mind.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - MirahM - 04-16-2020
I really have to spell it out for you?
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - sally - 04-16-2020
(04-16-2020, 12:15 AM)MirahM Wrote: I really have to spell it out for you?Yeah because I have no idea what you are talking about. That man with the huge dick isn't really my fantasy man.
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Clang McFly - 04-16-2020
(04-16-2020, 12:13 AM)sally Wrote:Fixed it for you. Lol.(04-15-2020, 11:40 PM)MirahM Wrote: I'll have some nice fantasies tonight.Of Clang pounding you with his 3 inch dick at the Price Chopper?
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - BigMark - 04-16-2020
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - Clang McFly - 04-16-2020
RE: TSA Threatened by Enormous Cock - MirahM - 04-16-2020
(04-16-2020, 02:14 AM)sally Wrote:(04-16-2020, 12:15 AM)MirahM Wrote: I really have to spell it out for you?Yeah because I have no idea what you are talking about. That man with the huge dick isn't really my fantasy man.
LOL
You asked for it!
I just want to dry hump that fucker!