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RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-26-2012

Failure.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 12:46 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah me too.

Say it's not so Clang, say it's not fucking so. You just get more and more depressing each day.

Wait until I tell you about my suicide plan to off myself on my 40^th birthday. Blowing-kisses

RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 12:46 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah me too.

Say it's not so Clang, say it's not fucking so. You just get more and more depressing each day.

Wait until I tell you about my suicide plan to off myself on my 40^th birthday.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 12:46 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:49 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah me too.

Say it's not so Clang, say it's not fucking so. You just get more and more depressing each day.

Wait until I tell you about my suicide plan to off myself on my 40^th birthday.

Thanks for laughing at that, HoTD. I was worried that was going to come off as too dark and depressing.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Thanks for laughing at that, HoTD. I was worried that was going to come off as too dark and depressing.

Nah, it was a very funny response, Clang. Still smiling.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-26-2012

Thanks again. Blowing-kisses

RE: SEX SEX SEX - sally - 07-26-2012

I thought it was funny too.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

Leave off of him Duchess he's only 36 hah

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:21 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

Leave off of him Duchess he's only 36

38 actually. 39 in August.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - sally - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 09:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 07:52 PM)Jibbles Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 01:58 PM)sally Wrote: Did he send you his real picture because that's not him in the avatar. That's Kevin Flaurentino, he's a member of a Backstreet Boys tribute band.

I like you. You're cute.

Careful.

Her ass is WAY bigger than she lets on.

We've seen each others pictures so I think it's safe to say that my ass is bigger than yours (since it resembles a prune), but smaller than a bread box.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:23 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:21 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 01:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, if that's true you really need to get laid even if you have to hire some kitty, maybe you could barter housework.

Its true. And thats not a bad idea.

Leave off of him Duchess he's only 36

38 actually. 39 in August.

Bravo, now i think you are even more pathetic than i did before and i thought that was impossible.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Clang McFly - 07-26-2012

Blowing-kisses

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Midwest Spy - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:24 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 09:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 07:52 PM)Jibbles Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 01:58 PM)sally Wrote: Did he send you his real picture because that's not him in the avatar. That's Kevin Flaurentino, he's a member of a Backstreet Boys tribute band.

I like you. You're cute.

Careful.

Her ass is WAY bigger than she lets on.

We've seen each others pictures so I think it's safe to say that my ass is bigger than yours (since it resembles a prune), but smaller than a bread box.

I'm pretty sure your ass is quite lovely, and mine is definitely still noticeable. I've noticed that as people age, their asses become flatter and flatter until they ultimately disappear.

What a tragedy.

Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.

Whaddya got for him?

RE: SEX SEX SEX - sally - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.

Whaddya got for him?

Did he ever get that job at Brighthouse? Because I'm pretty sure there is an unfortunate looking spinster working there that would fuck him. She might not be the best looking, but Clang doesn't strike me as shallow.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Midwest Spy - 07-26-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:39 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now, between you, HotD and User, I'd think you could come up with a gameplan to help Clang get some pussy.

Whaddya got for him?

Did he ever get that job at Brighthouse? Because I'm pretty sure there is an unfortunate looking spinster working there that would fuck him. She might not be the best looking, but Clang doesn't strike me as shallow.

I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.

Go get her Clang.

Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!

RE: SEX SEX SEX - Eat Shit And Die - 07-27-2012

^this

RE: SEX SEX SEX - sally - 07-27-2012

(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.

Go get her Clang.

Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!

RE: SEX SEX SEX - sally - 07-27-2012

Maybe Clang has a deep manly voice which would be a plus for getting laid, but I somehow get the feeling that he's going to tell me he sounds like Kermit The Frog.

RE: SEX SEX SEX - HairOfTheDog - 07-27-2012

(07-27-2012, 12:21 AM)sally Wrote:
(07-26-2012, 11:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I bet that spinster's a freak in the sheets, too.

Go get her Clang.

Remember, at this point you can't afford to be choosy!

You probably ought to give him something bigger to work with, sally. What is Ms. Hunt , like 4'5" - probably technically a dwarf? Clang will probably wanna do it more than once straight outta the gate. If he permanently breaks her right off, you're back to square one. JMO...