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PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Duchess - 08-02-2012



Don't tell someone they are a no balls bitch in Italy. *snicker*

An Italian court has ruled that telling a man he has "no balls" is a crime punishable with a fine, according to Agence France-Presse. The court, Italy's highest, set the precedent.

Story



RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-02-2012

fucking homos


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Jimbone - 08-02-2012

Maybe they should worry a little more about the economic reality in their country and less about their testicular insults... they really need to just get on the ball. The rest of Europe is getting teste.

Before you know it, all they will have left is a sack. And their family jewels.

I mean really, they must be nuts.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Clang McFly - 08-02-2012

(08-02-2012, 09:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Don't tell someone they are a no balls bitch in Italy. *snicker*

An Italian court has ruled that telling a man he has "no balls" is a crime punishable with a fine, according to Agence France-Presse. The court, Italy's highest, set the precedent.

Story

What if the man is Lance Armstrong? It would be at least half true.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Duchess - 08-02-2012



It's laughable that people can be fined for that. Jeezus.



RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

Actually, I agree in theory.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - OnBendedKnee - 08-02-2012

(08-02-2012, 09:32 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: fucking homos

Not for a hundreds bucks, no siree.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

Now the way I uderstand it it's only gay if you like it or if you're the catcher so to speak.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - OnBendedKnee - 08-02-2012

Anything accepted over $100. is purely a business transaction. Not gay.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

Makes sense. What's $100 in smokes in pen bucks?


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - OnBendedKnee - 08-02-2012

Well, certainly I would have no idea.





Ask Donovan.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

Maybe Aussie knows. Speaking of Aussie, my balls itch.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Duchess - 08-02-2012



Balls, cock. WTF.

...but it is better than those poop talkin' heathens. Jeezus.



RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

It's just that whenever I think of Aussie I think of balls. My balls. My balls and her chin. God I miss the old girl.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Duchess - 08-02-2012

(08-02-2012, 06:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: God I miss the old girl.


hah I do too. She's too busy for us. She's working on her Masters or something like that and nursing in the psych ward (makes me laugh whenever I think of THAT)



RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Donovan - 08-02-2012

I wonder if Tanaka got fined for this exchange:


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

(08-02-2012, 06:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 06:22 PM)Riotgear Wrote: God I miss the old girl.


hah I do too. She's too busy for us. She's working on her Masters or something like that and nursing in the psych ward (makes me laugh whenever I think of THAT)

You're kidding right?

They'll give a Master to just about anyone.

Pulse? PHd!


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - OnBendedKnee - 08-02-2012

I once applied and received confirmation I was an ordained Minister.
Responded to an ad in the back of the Inquirer. Best $10. I ever spent.


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - Riotgear - 08-02-2012

I think the Church of the Subgenius is more expensive, but last time I checked they offer a triple your money back guarantee!


RE: PUSSY MUTHAFUCKA - OnBendedKnee - 08-02-2012

And the check they refund with is as genuine as the certificate of confirmation!