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Would you fuck Clang? - sally - 08-13-2012
He may not be eye candy and he wont wine and dine you, but he's funny and you're guaranteed a steak dinner at his parents house.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Jimbone - 08-13-2012
Ironically, Clang is fucking all of us.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-13-2012
(08-13-2012, 10:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Ironically, Clang is fucking all of us.
Yeah sure I am.
*rollseyes*
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-13-2012
(08-13-2012, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: He may not be eye candy and he wont wine and dine you, but he's funny and you're guaranteed a hamburger/spaghetti dinner at his parents house.
FTFY. Steak is for closers.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Riotgear - 08-13-2012
Well if you saw that real picture of him I posted, the question ought to be who wouldn't fuck Clang.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - sally - 08-13-2012
(08-13-2012, 10:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-13-2012, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: He may not be eye candy and he wont wine and dine you, but he's funny and you're guaranteed a hamburger/spaghetti dinner at his parents house.
FTFY. Steak is for closers.
Do your parents like the Spin Doctors? Steak or not, I'm ready to dance.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-13-2012
(08-13-2012, 10:43 PM)sally Wrote:(08-13-2012, 10:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-13-2012, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: He may not be eye candy and he wont wine and dine you, but he's funny and you're guaranteed a hamburger/spaghetti dinner at his parents house.
FTFY. Steak is for closers.
Do your parents like the Spin Doctors? Steak or not, I'm ready to dance.
I like the Spin Doctors, my parents not so much. I was listening for my VIP code to get points for prizes on 99.5 WRVE('80's -present music) tonight and my mom said "Can we shut off the radio yet?"
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - username - 08-14-2012
No. But I'll chip in for a hooker for sure.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 12:15 AM)username Wrote: No. But I'll chip in for a hooker for sure.
Thanks. That means I can save money on a blindfold for me, sexually transmitted disease testing, and clean up of my vomit if the blindfold came off, and magnum condoms.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Riotgear - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-14-2012, 12:15 AM)username Wrote: No. But I'll chip in for a hooker for sure.
Thanks. That means I can save money on a blindfold for me, sexually transmitted disease testing, and clean up of my vomit if the blindfold came off, and magnum condoms.
You have peerless comic timing when you want to.
+1
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Love Child - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 02:27 AM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-14-2012, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-14-2012, 12:15 AM)username Wrote: No. But I'll chip in for a hooker for sure.
Thanks. That means I can save money on a blindfold for me, sexually transmitted disease testing, and clean up of my vomit if the blindfold came off, and magnum condoms.
You have peerless comic timing when you want to.
+1
Recognition of beauty.
+12
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 02:27 AM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-14-2012, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-14-2012, 12:15 AM)username Wrote: No. But I'll chip in for a hooker for sure.
Thanks. That means I can save money on a blindfold for me, sexually transmitted disease testing, and clean up of my vomit if the blindfold came off, and magnum condoms.
You have peerless comic timing when you want to.
+1
Thanks. I learned my lesson after my failed attempt at an Aussie mock.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - pspence - 08-14-2012
(08-13-2012, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: He may not be eye candy and he wont wine and dine you, but he's funny and you're guaranteed a steak dinner at his parents house.
clang is a doll baby. plus he knows what to do if he got hold of some govt cheese. he's sweet and gentle...there is definitely some chick out there that would be thrilled to death to move in to your room there with your parents. ummmm....we just can't let this leave our radar. clang, have you ever tried match.com?
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - pspence - 08-14-2012
(08-13-2012, 10:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Ironically, Clang is fucking all of us.
do you really think so? is it an act? I've bought it hook, line and sinker.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 07:05 AM)pspence Wrote:(08-13-2012, 10:10 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Ironically, Clang is fucking all of us.
do you really think so? is it an act? I've bought it hook, line and sinker.
Not an act. I've posted real pics of myself from 2 years ago and four years ago. I'll post pics of myself in college,high school and elementary school if you need further proof.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 07:04 AM)pspence Wrote:(08-13-2012, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote: He may not be eye candy and he wont wine and dine you, but he's funny and you're guaranteed a steak dinner at his parents house.
clang is a doll baby. plus he knows what to do if he got hold of some govt cheese. he's sweet and gentle...there is definitely some chick out there that would be thrilled to death to move in to your room there with your parents. ummmm....we just can't let this leave our radar. clang, have you ever tried match.com?
No, but I did sign up for Eharmony. Found out after I signed up, that it cost a minimum of $60 for a year membership and that was the only way they'd let you 'openly communicate' with your match. They'd give you your matches for free though. It was some straight ghetto pimpin' and clang was having none of that!
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Jimbone - 08-14-2012
(08-14-2012, 10:01 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: No, but I did sign up for Eharmony. Found out after I signed up, that it cost a minimum of $60 for a year membership and that was the only way they'd let you 'openly communicate' with your match. They'd give you your matches for free though. It was some straight ghetto pimpin' and clang was having none of that!
What a big surprise, you wanted something for free.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - Clang McFly - 08-14-2012
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(08-14-2012, 11:12 AM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-14-2012, 10:01 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: No, but I did sign up for Eharmony. Found out after I signed up, that it cost a minimum of $60 for a year membership and that was the only way they'd let you 'openly communicate' with your match. They'd give you your matches for free though. It was some straight ghetto pimpin' and clang was having none of that!
What a big surprise, you wanted something for free.
well yeah since the site said WE'LL MATCH YOU UP FOR FREE!!! but it will cost you money to actually speak with your matches[size=xx-small].
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - pspence - 08-14-2012
clang, save up the $60 and get back on eharmony. we'll help you with your profile...no glamour shots, no pics of you holding a deer head or of you cross dressing.
RE: Would you fuck Clang? - pspence - 08-14-2012
let her fall for you and then spring the cross dressing on her.....if i fell in love with a man and he then told me he liked to dress in women's underwear...i'm just being honest clang...it would be a deal breaker. do you have any idea where this compulsion stems from?