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Tell me something . . . . . . - Carsman - 09-17-2012

. . . . . . that you think you can do better then anybody else.





















Me: Drive, many used to call me Jason Statham


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - OnBendedKnee - 09-17-2012

I'm pretty good a peeling a grapefruit.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Maggot - 09-17-2012

I can ride a unicycle.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - JsMom - 09-17-2012

Ice skate


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - OnBendedKnee - 09-17-2012

^
Have you ever skated on thin ice?

Is it all it's cracked up to be?


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Clang McFly - 09-17-2012

Spell and cook.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - sally - 09-17-2012

I can roll my tongue and fold the bottom over the top like this picture featued at Ripley's believe it or not. My son can do it too. Not that it's already strange enough just to be able to do that, but I can roll it up and down like a wave while doing it.

[Image: Can_you_roll_your_tongue.jpg]


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 09-17-2012

Hula Hoop


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - OnBendedKnee - 09-17-2012

[Image: hula.gif]


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 09-17-2012

^ I'm better at Hula Hoop than my friends or sisters, but yeah, that woman's got moves I've never seen. She wins.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - cannongal - 09-18-2012

(09-17-2012, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: I can ride a unicycle.

I saw a guy on a unicycle riding down 125 last weekend-my son wants to know how you steer it, with no handlebars.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Maggot - 09-18-2012

(09-18-2012, 05:50 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(09-17-2012, 08:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: I can ride a unicycle.

I saw a guy on a unicycle riding down 125 last weekend-my son wants to know how you steer it, with no handlebars.

With the pedals the side you push on is the way you go. All you need is a tiny difference to make a difference.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Duchess - 09-21-2012

(09-17-2012, 05:24 PM)Carsman Wrote: that you think you can do better then anybody else. [/size]

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I can plan & throw a party better than anyone I know, but lots of people can.

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

- I can tell someone to fuck off & die in a very charming fashion but that's nothing to write home about.

- I can cuss a blue streak in French in such a gracious manner that the one they are directed at think they are words of love.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(






















Me: Drive, many used to call me Jason Statham



RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Duchess - 09-21-2012



Holy Fuck! My worst posting screw up to date. Jesus Christ, Cars! Taz



RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - F.U. - 09-21-2012

(09-21-2012, 09:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-17-2012, 05:24 PM)Carsman Wrote: that you think you can do better then anybody else. [/size]

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I can plan & throw a party better than anyone I know, but lots of people can.

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

- I can tell someone to fuck off & die in a very charming fashion but that's nothing to write home about.

- I can cuss a blue streak in French in such a gracious manner that the one they are directed at think they are words of love.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(






















Me: Drive, many used to call me Jason Statham

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RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Duchess - 09-21-2012



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RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - F.U. - 09-21-2012

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RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - Jimbone - 09-21-2012

(09-21-2012, 09:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(

Not sure how I missed this the first time through... but yes, you've definitely got something. Shout it from the mountaintops... because there are those who can't do it right.


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - HairOfTheDog - 09-21-2012

(09-21-2012, 12:18 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 09:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't think I've got anything, Cars...

- I give great head but again, lots of people can.

I've got nothing. Woe is me :(

Not sure how I missed this the first time through... but yes, you've definitely got something. Shout it from the mountaintops... because there are those who can't do it right.

I agree that it's an important (and fun) talent to possess, Jim.

But, I'm not sure shouting it out from the mountaintop is really fair.

Imagine the stampede of out-of-breath men racing uphill only to find that Duchess has scurried down the other side of the mountain, laughing all the way. Awink


RE: Tell me something . . . . . . - username - 09-21-2012

I've got nothing. I can put my foot on top of my head or pick my nose with my toes if I wanted to but that's probably pretty common.

I want everyone to try it RIGHT NOW!


















*picturing Duchess trying to stick a toe up her nose*