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THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Duchess - 09-20-2012
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - sally - 09-20-2012
Pigs are really smart and make great pets, it makes me ashamed to admit that I eat bacon.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Jimbone - 09-20-2012
And on the seventh day, God ate bacon because it was so damn tasty.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - OnBendedKnee - 09-20-2012
(09-20-2012, 09:38 PM)sally Wrote: Pigs are really smart and make great pets, it makes me ashamed to admit that I eat bacon.
Don't be ashamed. if pigs had thumbs along with a knife and fork, they'd eat us too.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - SIXFOOTERsez - 09-20-2012
(09-20-2012, 10:46 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(09-20-2012, 09:38 PM)sally Wrote: Pigs are really smart and make great pets, it makes me ashamed to admit that I eat bacon.
Don't be ashamed. if pigs had thumbs along with a knife and fork, they'd eat us too.
There is a reason we are called "Long Pig" in certain cultures
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - OnBendedKnee - 09-21-2012
^
The native Hawaiians?
Heard somewhere the reason they like Spam so much is because it reminds them of their roots- cannibalism.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Duchess - 09-21-2012
(09-20-2012, 09:38 PM)sally Wrote: Pigs are really smart and make great pets
You're the only one who got it. The rest of these neanderthal bitches only want to eat that darling pig.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - ramseycat - 09-21-2012
I know a guy that used to have a Pot Bellied Pig as a pet. Her name was Gladys. One day he came home and his house smelled really bad. He couldn't for the life of him figure out where the smell was coming from. He finally found a half eaten rotten potato under the radiator in the kitchen. Gladys had gotten into the panty and ate a whole bag of potato's and one got away from her and got stuck under the radiator. LOL
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Duchess - 09-21-2012
I returned from vacation once & smelled that. It was truly disgusting, my home reeked. *ick*
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Jimbone - 09-21-2012
I had a bag of potatoes that went bad once... liquified even. Smelled god-awful.
To cheer myself up, I ate some bacon.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Lady Cop - 09-21-2012
Ramsey: Gladys had gotten into the panty
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - ramseycat - 09-21-2012
(09-21-2012, 10:05 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Ramsey: Gladys had gotten into the panty
Carp! and it's too late to fix it. I guess all that panty talk was stuck in my head.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Duchess - 09-21-2012
(09-21-2012, 10:07 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Carp!
Quoted for truth. Bwahaha!
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Jimbone - 09-21-2012
Cheesus Ramsey, you have to be doing that shit on purpose.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Midwest Spy - 09-21-2012
(09-21-2012, 10:30 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Cheesus Ramsey, you have to be doing that shit on purpose.
I don't think so...
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - JsMom - 09-21-2012
(09-21-2012, 10:07 AM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-21-2012, 10:05 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Ramsey: Gladys had gotten into the panty
Carp! and it's too late to fix it. I guess all that panty talk was stuck in my head.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - ramseycat - 09-21-2012
(09-21-2012, 10:30 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Cheesus Ramsey, you have to be doing that shit on purpose.
shut. up. It's my thing and you are ruining it.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Jimbone - 09-21-2012
(09-21-2012, 11:05 AM)ramseycat Wrote: shut. up. It's my thing and you are ruining it.
Yeah, that's it. Blame it on me. You're just trying to be cute. I get it.
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - ramseycat - 09-21-2012
I AM cute Jim. And I like to annoy the bitches here with typos and other irritating nonsense. Kind of breaks up the day ya know. So stay out of it! I don't want to have to come over there.......
RE: THIS PIG IS A HERO! - Duchess - 09-21-2012
I can relate to the appeal of fucking with others in a harmless manner.
That wasn't a vote for Ramsey's carpy spelling, btw.