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RE: FOOD PORN - HairOfTheDog - 11-26-2018 The pot luck seafood dish looks truly delightful Cars. Raccoon Head Delight.........not so much. RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 11-26-2018 The Head was for the "Ell" eating Maggs! (I was forced to eat "smoked Ell" when I was younger, it was the worst tasting shit I ever ate! I could not rid my mouth of that foul taste for two whole days! And I tried everything) RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 11-26-2018 Why would anyone force you to eat a smoked raccoons head? When I was seven years old I was forced to eat chitlins at my mom's black boyfriend's family reunion. That was bad enough, but if they forced a raccoons head on me I would have had to call my dad and tell him that these black people my mom hangs out with are forcing me to eat road kill. RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 11-27-2018 (11-26-2018, 11:57 PM)sally Wrote: Why would anyone force you to eat a smoked raccoons head? When I was seven years old I was forced to eat chitlins at my mom's black boyfriend's family reunion. That was bad enough, but if they forced a raccoons head on me I would have had to call my dad and tell him that these black people my mom hangs out with are forcing me to eat road kill. I was forced to taste smoked ell by this grocery guy I went to for years. Over the years, We became friends, and one day He raved how he made this delicious smoked ell to a secret recipe of his that he was so proud of. I said no, and no, over and over again. He said c'mon just take a bite. I did, and fuck it, I never ate shit, but shit would have tasted better than that frickin ell!!! RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 11-27-2018 That's totally eel bro. RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 11-27-2018 ELL, EEL, either one Suck big time! RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 12-20-2018 Savoy Cabbage Rolls with Rice and Mushrooms Stuffing Delight RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 12-20-2018 Sorry Cars, it does nothing for me, Is there such a thing as food viagra because that may be what I would need to eat that, and hope I get paid. Maybe a nice strawberry shake to get me in the mood......... RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 12-21-2018 Red Ginsing Delight (Here ya go Maggs, eat it like carrots) RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 12-23-2018 CHRISTMAS DINNER DELIGHT RE: FOOD PORN - Maggot - 12-23-2018 Having a roast for Christmas with a pineapple cake thing and some homemade biscuits. fruit platter from the deli. RE: FOOD PORN - pyropappy - 12-30-2018 I heard of a new product for you anorexic BITCHES, it combines a laxative with alphabet soup. They are going to call it "Letter Rip". RE: FOOD PORN - sally - 12-30-2018 Good one, pyropoopy. We all know not to walk in the bathroom for a good hour after your old stinking ass gets out of there. RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 12-30-2018 (12-30-2018, 07:30 PM)sally Wrote: Good one, pyropoopy. We all know not to walk in the bathroom for a good hour after your old stinking ass gets out of there. RE: FOOD PORN - pyropappy - 12-31-2018 (12-30-2018, 07:30 PM)sally Wrote: Good one, pyropoopy. We all know not to walk in the bathroom for a good hour after your old stinking ass gets out of there. not necessary, I have manners. I always provide a "courtesy" flush. RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 12-31-2018 Provide? RE: FOOD PORN - Carsman - 01-22-2019 HEALTHY DELIGHT! RE: FOOD PORN - Clang McFly - 01-22-2019 (01-22-2019, 05:20 PM)Carsman Wrote: HEALTHY DELIGHT! I'd eat that.Yum. RE: FOOD PORN - BigMark - 01-22-2019 Looks kinda like cioppino. RE: FOOD PORN - Duchess - 01-22-2019 I see eyeballs. |