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Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012
Welcome to my nice thread.
Talk to me.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
Don't PEOPLE SHE IS AN UFFING TWITCH!
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 02:47 PM)ESAD Wrote: Don't PEOPLE SHE IS AN UFFING TWITCH!
Listen up, horsebutt, you're neither shy or a lurker so GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY NICE THREAD!!!
Back to the reticent folks...
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
Don't trust her, refer to her as "Uscariot Firekotch"
Bye
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 02:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Don't trust her, refer to her as "Uscariot Firekotch"
Bye
They can call me anything they like and I will still love on them.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
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RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012
User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
Fire cootch.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012
ESAD!! How's my favorite Mocker today? Feeling good?
Got any percocets's you can share?
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Clang McFly - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 03:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change.
I'll gladly shave her crotch for change. And Febreze it for free.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 03:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: ESAD!! How's my favorite Mocker today? Feeling good?
Got any percocets's you can share?
Not for you bitch.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 03:22 PM)ESAD Wrote:(11-15-2012, 03:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: ESAD!! How's my favorite Mocker today? Feeling good?
Got any percocets's you can share?
Not for you bitch.
Grouchy fucker.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
Fucking cunt.
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 03:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change.
When I want the opinion of a nappy headed file clerk, I'll ask for it. Why don't you go photocopy your fat ass and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD!
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Jimbone - 11-15-2012
Inviting lambs to the slaughter today user? How polite of you... remind me of a line from a movie from another polite person:
"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012
Doubters!!
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 03:33 PM)username Wrote:(11-15-2012, 03:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change.
When I want the opinion of a nappy headed file clerk, I'll ask for it. Why don't you go photocopy your fat ass and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD!
Nappy headed file clerk??
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - HairOfTheDog - 11-15-2012
Dear Shy Members and Lurkers,
Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch!
It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board.
-Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.)
-But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.)
-There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.)
Wait, wait, wait: She wrote a limerick which said that my twat was full of dust. I shit you not. See, she's a mean heartless bitch after all. Be afraid, be very afraid...
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012
I covered alll this already.
(11-15-2012, 04:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers,
Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch!
It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board.
-Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.)
-But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.)
-There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.)
Wait, wait, wait: She wrote a limerick which said that my twat was full of dust. I shit you not. See, she's a mean heartless bitch after all. Be afraid, be very afraid...
RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012
(11-15-2012, 04:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers,
Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch!
It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board.
-Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.)
-But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.)
-There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.)
See lurkers? The water's safe! Tell me your troubles, my new friends.