(08-06-2013, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I prefer to think positive.

(08-06-2013, 05:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 04:38 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-06-2013, 04:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: P.s. The 49ers are going to win Super Bowls 48 and 49!!

I'll wager you a body rub with a happy ending that this ^^ doesn't happen.

Either year.

... jealous of the attention you shower upon me (despite my many crush-crushing attempts, you masochistic cockroach).

God bless your horny lil' ass.

(08-06-2013, 05:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
God bless your horny lil' ass.

(08-06-2013, 05:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It's called persistence, my brunette beauty.

Let me tell you a little story about persistence.

Let's go to the 'way-back machine' once again.

This time, it's April of 1991. I'm on temporary duty in San Jose, Costa Rica, filming the U.S. Army as they're airlifting food and supplies to mountain villages around the capitol due to an earthquake that had hit.

I'm at a downtown hotel with about 15 other military members. First night there, we find a nice little club to hang out in. There's a waitress that's a real stunner. Beautiful latina. Fortunately, I spoke some Espanol, and that helped me.

First night, I'm basically asking if she'll come back to my hotel room. No. 2^nd night, No. 3^rd night... you get the picture.

Last night rolls around, and she comes up to me, and tells me what time she's done, and essentially it's my lucky night.

That, my lass, is why I'll continue to haunt (take that any way you'd like) your dreams until the day you eventually give in.

(07-09-2013, 08:51 AM)crash Wrote: Pats by 15..

Tom Brady took a big hit to his knee today & went down writhing in agony. He limped off the field & later tried to return to practice but was unsuccessful. This is Duchess reporting from Patriots training camp, back to you in the studio.

(08-14-2013, 05:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What dumbfuck member of the PATRIOTS would take out Brady in practice?

(08-14-2013, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

They were having a joint practice with the Bucs. I don't know yet who is responsible. This is the same knee that was injured back in 2008, a torn ACL.

BOSTON—Following an alarming episode in which New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady suffered a mild sprain to his left knee, government officials confirmed Thursday that Massachusetts has been evacuated in order to prevent the state’s populace from having any contact with the star athlete’s knee. “Though we’ve received word that Brady’s MRI showed no structural damage, as a precautionary measure, I have issued an executive order mandating that every man, woman, and child currently living in the state disperse immediately so as to avoid any chance of aggravating his injury,” said Governor Deval Patrick, urging Massachusetts’ 6.6 million inhabitants to seek temporary residence in any one of the neighboring states pending further instruction. “While these measures may pose a minor inconvenience to our citizenry, it is of utmost importance that we do everything in our power to ensure that Brady enjoys a complete, trouble-free recovery and is back at full strength by Week 1. You really can’t be too careful with this sort of thing.” Patrick added that as Brady recuperates, the Patriots quarterback should feel free to use any of the state’s vacated houses and abandoned possessions as he sees fit.